To me, this movie is perfection.

How wonderful it is to see this fine actress carry a film and carry it so beautifully.

It is both painfully honest and laugh-out-loud funny at the same time.

The joyful confection is coated in a sparkly gloss, bright enough to gleam from the darkest, most cynical corners.

More mindless junk from Z-grade director David DeCoteau. As with the rest of the '1313' series, this one's about a half-naked guy wandering around an empty mansion and occasionally interacting with other characters. The camera is careful to capture every lingering curve of his body. Plot-wise, there's a murder mystery/slasher vibe as the bodies of his buddies start turning up, but it's extremely half-hearted. The usual skin-baring and titillation is all this film provides.