Undescribable Perfection

Don't listen to the negative reviews

It's fun, it's light, [but] it has a hard time when its tries to get heavy.

This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

I liked this movie. Some parts are boring but if you keep your finger on fast forward you can just watch the girls. Some of the dialog is kind of cute but I wouldn't want to watch the whole thing straight through.

I watched this movie with a friend who said it would be worth the watch because it had a respectable star rating( I can't remember what it was at the time) and several stellar reviews. At the time of me writing this, my first review, the star rating has dropped to 3.2 and popularity has dropped 372%. So it is quite clear that this movie is headed down into the 2's, which I consider generous, or maybe even the 1's. I don't know if this dog is the worst movie I have ever seen, but I can't recall any that are as bad. I won't bother going into all the details of what made this a bad movie. That would take far too long. Instead I will focus on the redeeming qualities....... There that didn't take too much time at all.After the wasted time I endured watching this dud I felt it necessary to check out these reviews my buddy talked about. To my surprise one of the reviews giving it a 10 was written by the writer himself. Surprise because he admits to it. But he also admits that he believes that to his knowledge all the other reviewers that gave it high marks were legitimate accounts. So I looked at these legitimate reviews and found that every one was a newly created account and every one had only reviewed one movie. Any guesses which one? This prompted me to make an account and add my two cents.

This is a funny and fun movie for both men and women. From the title, it looks a bit sexist, and it is full of girls wearing bikinis, but truly, none of them seem to mind, and there is not an atmosphere of exploitation. Well, there's a wink at how bad it is running a bikini car wash, but it's balanced out by the love interest, Brittany (Ashley Park), who is taking a feminist film class and questions it all throughout the movie. If you are all about girls washing cars in bikinis, you will get your fill of that and some sexy sex scenes too- there are tasteful and funny sex scenes, but it also has a plot, setting, and great music. The characters are original and funny, esp Vex (Jason Lockhart) the side kick to mild mannered and lovable lead character Jack (Jack Cullison). The scenario of a house full of partying college students desperate to hook up, and also desperate to make a buck is a recurring theme in American sex comedies, and yet, it doesn't get old for college aged students who seem to love to see it- All American Bikini Car Wash feels more like a hip TV series than a film- you can imagine it in several episodes. Viewers who enjoy movies like American Pie, and Something About Mary, will like this movie. I liked the fact that the girls get theirs too- they are on the make and after some fun as much as the boys. There are plenty of happy endings in this movie. If you don't take it too seriously, you might just have some fun.

Is it going to win any Oscars? No, but it's not trying to. If you watch this movie you are watching it to see good-looking women in Bikinis, nudity, some R-Rated sex scenes, and a little humor. It delivers on all these fronts. It doesn't really matter that it's angling to ape other teen sex comedies. It doesn't matter that the plot is a framework for the T & A.The two male leads do a decent job and the production values are higher than I'd expect for a low budget flick, and the women are all hot (some are previous Playboy models). Don't be too analytical, just sit back and enjoy the bewbs.