Waste of time

It's fun, it's light, [but] it has a hard time when its tries to get heavy.

Fanciful, disturbing, and wildly original, it announces the arrival of a fresh, bold voice in American cinema.

The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful

Yup, he lost his Johnson and Johnson was a ho and evil to the core about getting laid. Our hero becomes a normal person in the end and is reunited with Johnson...there are a lot of great lines in the movie, crude, but I howled throughout. No point being a prude and worrying what others think, we have all heard this before in our private lives...so indulge, have fun, laugh out loud and enjoy this juxtaposition of a movie (guy and his private part). The Johnson actor made the movie and the eye candy Gigandet for once was just a foil (feel sorry for him as most of the roles he gets are RomCom, I think he is a more capable actor than that). Enjoyable up to the end and yes, the ending was predictable but who could have guessed an erectile dysfunction drug would triumph over all things bad...too funny. BTW, midway or more in the movie, when Johnson enters a young man's car (having just been rejected by his date) the advice he gives is hilarious and SO bad you have to laugh out loud.

It should be said that "Bad Johnson" at least is a different kind of comedy. And when that is said, then it should be said that the movie was kind of a slow-paced and actually disappointing comedy.Why? Well, for starters, then I didn't laugh a single time throughout the movie. And the little comedy that was incorporated in the movie just didn't really punch through on any scale.The story is about Rich (played by Cam Gigandet) a guy who cheats on just about every woman that he goes out with. Until one day when he makes a distressed wish to be distanced from the source of his trouble between his legs. Waking up the next day, Rich gets a call from someone he knows intimately and things starts to go awry.I will say that the idea behind the movie was interesting, but just a shame that it wasn't executed skillfully on the screen.The acting in "Bad Johnson" was adequate, but the lead part could perhaps have been given to someone more enthusiastic and involved in the role. Cam Gigandet didn't really bring anything to the movie in any way."Bad Johnson" was a stale experience as comedies go, and I wasn't really properly entertained. As such, I am rating the movie a mere 4 out of 10 stars.

"Having a dick is like babysitting a nine year old with ADHD. You give it what it wants until the parents get back, but the parents never come back." LMAO. Main character loses his dick in an unfortunate smelting accident. No, but really, he loses his dick, which happens to be a complete asshole. Pun intended. From the opening credits to the end I could not stop laughing at the constant dick and stoner jokes. It was like Don John meets 40 Days and 40 Nights meets Good Luck Chuck. Hands down one of the funniest movies I have seen thus far in 2014. I will definitely be quoting this movie for a while. "I have enough THC in my system to resurrect Bob Marley"

I just saw the film on Itunes and I have to say I loved it. I know when you read it your probably thinking, 'What the hell?' but trust me its worth a watch! I found it to be a 'Raunchy Comedy' w/ heart. Total Classic. The Acting was great and the storyline to me was very original and different. Nick Thune is hilarious and this might be a breakout role from him in the comedy realm of movies because he was great! Cam did pretty well and up and comer Katherine Cunningham and Kevin Miller were delightful. Jeff Tretreault has proved his comedy writing skills in his first feature. I look forward to see what he brings to the table next.