The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful

While it is a pity that the story wasn't told with more visual finesse, this is trivial compared to our real-world problems. It takes a good movie to put that into perspective.

It is an exhilarating, distressing, funny and profound film, with one of the more memorable film scores in years,

Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

This movie is utter crap, and it KNOWS it's utter crap and makes no pretense to be anything else. There's a narrator who, at the very beginning of the flick, informs the viewer that this movie is essentially what happens when you give a video camera to a bunch of four year olds. He's not lying. Anybody looking for a good movie should probably be smart enough to pop the DVD out of their player right after the intro.With that attitude, there's no way for this drek-fest to go wrong, and it never does. It's self-effacing silliness at its freaky-finest and is sure to be enjoyed by all who appreciate cinematic masterpieces such as "Bloodsucking Freaks" and "Barn of the Blood Llama." It's far more comedy, and sophomoric, brainless comedy at that, than horror.Don't miss director David Hayes lesson on how to fund your own bad movie by selling junk on eBay after the conclusion of the main feature!