i know i wasted 90 mins of my life.
The film may be flawed, but its message is not.
This movie feels like it was made purely to piss off people who want good shows
View MoreThis is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.
View MoreIf you haven't figured it out this is a found footage Nazi zombie film. Using a diary they got on E-Bay, Markus (Patrick Jahns) and Thomas (Aciel Martinez Pol) set out to find hidden Nazi gold at a secret facility. Markus encounters Nazi zombies and the US military. The filming is done in annoying "first person" for realism like "Hardcore Henry." The camera jerks around and we get a cheap inferior product whose viewing quality is not worth watching. On the plus side, the zombies show up just 20 minutes into the film.Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.
View MoreI've been wanting to see the film, "Dead Snow," forever, but I'm too cheap to pay to rent, etc...because I'm usually almost always, disappointed in horror.Since I haven't been able to see, "Dead Snow," I've been obsessed with Nazi zombie movies and watch every one that I think might not be a total abomination.Pickings have been slim, but I've seen a couple...they sucked, so I kept bypassing this one. Once again, as happens with me, with no other option, I decided to watch it and glad I did.It's not great, but I'll tell you this much... Markus makes the entire movie. Hands down.If you watch this movie for no other reason, watch it because of him. His dialogue, jokes and smart aleck mocking attitude are downright hilarious.Some parts of the film are stupid...such as why Markus can kick Nazi zombie butt all day, but the American troops get wiped out like whipped cream on a sundae.Still don't understand the significance of the alien and why he wasn't interested in killing Markus, but regardless...Markus makes the film worth watching.Have a look...and enjoy Markus.
View MoreI came across this German flick by visiting a horror convention were the production was promoting this flick by giving away sigh, promo stuff. It became clear that this was an almost no budget flick and it shows somehow.It's not the first German flick I do see were they are trying to speak English. No probs with that but you still can hear the German accent. But not only that, the story is rather weak and the acting isn't Oscar worthy. The effects used if there are any are not up to date. On some they did spend a bit of money for example smashing a head with a foot. Here and there the red stuff do splatter but overall it's stabbing with a crowbar or shooting one in the head. The thing everyone was waiting for is the Hitler zombie but all zombies are doing the same. Fun, yes, I only laughed when Adolf Hitler appears and all Nazi zombies are doing the Hitler salute.Guess if you see this p*ssed and proud you will like it but too much of the same...Gore 0,5/5 Nudity 0/5 Effects 1,5/5 Story 1/5 Comedy 0/5
View MoreI expected something really bad, but it was surprisingly good, yes its cheesy, but for people who are into gaming too its quite enjoyable, the entire movie follows a FPS pattern, even the story unfolds like a game. There's the dumb NPC s , the cannon fodder, the big bad villain in the end, and some surprises in between for the conspiracy nuts... it even pays homage to some games, like at one point the protagonist picks up a crowbar and says hes gonna go freeman on the zombies ass... and at many points it reminded me of Castle Wolfenstein... All in all it was a good time pass movie provided you are looking for pure mindless violence and fun.
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