The Worst Film Ever

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There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.

One of the most extraordinary films you will see this year. Take that as you want.

For those who can get their minds to accept hard-core porn, this film is definitely a must-see. Set in a post-apocalyptic dystopian future, the people are split into two types: Sex-Negatives who make up ninety nine per cent of the population and Sex-Positives who are the other one per cent. The Sex-Negatives are violently sick if they engage in sexual activity and it is compulsory for the Sex-Positives to put on a sex-show in establishments such as Café Flesh.The sex acts, or tableaux, are surreal in themselves: a giant rat and cannibalistic babies and a pencil-headed boss just to give you a flavour of the utter weirdness of it all. All this and more accompanied by a deranged musical sound track but it is the characters who really make the film.All the characters are grotesque in their own way; but maybe not Angel the virgin who is the new star turn for obvious reasons. The real standout grotesque performance has got to be Max Melodramatic (Andy Nichols) the merciless mocking compere whose mockery of the Sex-Negatives knows no bounds. His performance alone makes this film the classic that it is. Even if you not keen on hard-core porn, this is one film that you should see.

Well, I Continue My Turn On Classic Porn Gems Of The 80s, and I Come Along With This Post Nuclear War Tale Of Erotica and Silliness. That's Right I'm Talking About The Artisque Vision Of CAFE FLESH. This Porn Opens With A Story Of Post Apocalyptic Earth Where 99% Of The Population Can't 'Perform' and Are Sex Negatives and The "Lucky" 1% Are The Sex Positive Who Are Left To 'Perform'. So To See The 'Performance' We, The Sex Negatives, Must Go To CAFE FLESH and Watch. The Story Centers Around The Happenings That Go On In The Infamous Cafe Where Erotic Fantasies Are Performed On Stage, Like The Woman and Milkman Fantasy, The Secretary and Boss Fantasy, The Two Lesbian Lovers, The First Encounter (Angel's First Fantasy), and The Dream Sequence. The Sub-Plot Centers Around Some Of The Characters Who Are Constant Clients Who Attend and Deal With The Everyday Life Of Being A Negative. Problem Is One Is A Recently Acquired Positive Who Finally Gives In and The Other Is Living With Her Boyfriend and She Is A Positive Living Among The Negatives. In The End, Both Girls Are In The Final Fantasy and The Boyfriend can't Believe It.The Plot Was Is Original For The Time and Era, The Music Is Catchy, and The Famous Sound Effect In Angel's Fantasy (Now In WHite Zombie's "More Human Than Human") Will Make You Trip Out With This Psychodelic Fantasy Porn Of The Eigthies. Stay Tuned In Here As I Continue My Path With The Classic Porn Kingdom With DMJ II "Justine", DT "Linda", and The Tale Of "Taboo".

Well, what would YOU call it? SFX and XXX blend here to create a bleak, disturbing, depressing, erotic film.These are not descriptions you normally hear together.The late Kevin James gets a (Thankfully) non speaking role as a superstar stud. He, and others, known as sex positives, must perform for the sex negatives.What am I talking about? Watch the film. The plot must be seen, then maybe believed.I recommend it still. It's too weird to miss. And as far as porn goes, the acting is a lot better than usual.

Cafe Flesh is an adult movie. Let's make no mistake about it. The fact is, however, Cafe Flesh only contains hardcore explicit scenes because that is the only way Rinse Dream could get funding for his film. The concepts are straight out science fiction. The remarkable vision of Rinse Dream screams unique. Mitchell Froom's soundtrack just adds to the overall feel of the film. The writing is simply poetic. If you are a conscientious movie buff that likes to have your brain stimulated, please do yourself a favor and do not miss this movie. If you are just into porn, you may not even get wood. This is a story...a post-apocalyptic nightmarish world of sexual slaves, tortured souls, and the dynamic interpersonal developments that come out of a nuclear holocaust. Cafe Flesh is BRILLIANT. Kudos!