Celestino y el Vampiro
Celestino y el Vampiro
| 27 October 2003 (USA)
Watch Free for 30 Days

Stream thousands of hit movies and TV shows

Start 30-day Free Trial
Celestino y el Vampiro Trailers

In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.

Reviews
Mischa Redfern

I didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.

View More
Janae Milner

Easily the biggest piece of Right wing non sense propaganda I ever saw.

View More
Bob

This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

View More
Skyler

Great movie. Not sure what people expected but I found it highly entertaining.

View More