the audience applauded

Best movie ever!

Am I Missing Something?

This movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.

Me and my fiend Jess decided to watch this at a sleepover, bear in mind now that at the time we were about 12. Well, we found it sick, crude and downright disturbing. At no point in the film was it ever funny.Albeit, I do have a weakness for rubbish films, I like watching them just for laughing at how bad they are. But this was just twisted, disturbing, really, really unfunny.I'm not sure which was worse, the scenes between the gay photographer and his mute partner (I hasten to add at this point that it wasn't the relationship itself I found disturbing, but the explicit sex scenes), the European supermodel with long armpit hair, besides being unbelievably racist, there was a scene involving licking which was horrendous, or the sickeningly unfunny farting to death and corpse scenes.If you were mistaken by the title, like me, that this was a witty satire into the world of supermodels and worth a watch, take my advise: put the DVD down and walk quickly away. You'll thank me later.

All I have to say is that Joel Silverman must have really been hurting for cash to have his name listed as the writer and director of this film. I am sure that he will feel the shame for years and I cannot imagine anyone giving him a real directing job with this on his resume.I guess that I shouldn't be surprised that Jaime Pressly thought this was worth making as we do tend to buy the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, so we must be enchanted with supermodels. Well, watch this film and you will be cured forever of that enchantment.Remember Brooke Burns from "Dog Eat Dog"? She plays Eva, a German supermodel who hasn't bathed in six weeks and has underarm hair longer that the hair on my head. EWWWW! I just can't talk any more about this crap.

This film was soooo slow, the jokes were soooo stupid, the gay impersonation was soooo old, the "plot" or "story" was soooo boring, and the supermodels showed virtually no skin. The first murder is completely unbelievable - the murderer hops magically over his victim - and sets the tone for the rest of the film. As I watched this, I couldn't believe how joke after joke, incident after incident, everything was utterly tninteresting. And the world's longest unfunny fart scene. Since viewer comments on Amazon had induced me to buy this (but even used at $8 this is terribly overpriced), I needed to warn people: no comedy, no mystery, no skin, watching the film is like watching soccer: a chore. (OK, it has Eva Derrek showing underwhelming T&A at the very start of the film, but don't get your hopes up - that's it. It even screws up the eye candy by giving each model an unpleasant visual tic, like thick bushy armpit hair!)OK, I guess it has competent camera-work. I can't believe anyone could have enjoyed this!

Jamie is familiar to fans of cheesecake. She lampoons her fans mercilessly in this, which she co-produced. It is hilariously juvenile and sophisticated at once.Jamie has somehow recruited some very beautiful women to caricature their own images. Brooke Burns' "pout" is hilarious. It gets better and better, and reaches a nihilistic conclusion.I was amazed that she could come up with such a sophisticated riff. My initial google search did not show an e-mail address for her; I really would like to congratulate her on this. If anyone has her addy, please forward this to her.ChrisBangor ME