Simply A Masterpiece

A waste of 90 minutes of my life

This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

Blistering performances.

This is a fun low budget slasher. The killer (s) is dressed in black ninja style outfits and freely walk anywhere unnoticed. The movie introduces characters long enough for us to not like them and then they are killed off.In the one outdoor scene, the sound is noticeably horrible. It was a windy day when they filmed and you had a constant background wind noise, except when they cut off the sound and kept the film going at which time it suddenly goes silent. Some of the dialogue was humorous, even though trite.If you like low budget pointless campy slashers, this one fits the bill.Note: If you run over someone's head with a cheap lawn mower, the blade will stop. I can't keep mine going over kittens.Parental Guide: F-bomb, sex. nudity (Rebecca Campbell, Aleen Isley, Stephanie Michael- "Babysitter Massacre" candy girl)

I have seen a LOT of underwhelming B movies, but THIS was just insulting. As much as I hate Babysitter Massacre, THAT at least has a story, not a good one, but a small string of one. THIS, on the other hand, has absolutely NOTHING TO SPEAK OF. The main premise, if there even IS one, is basically about this guy who goes hunts down whoever killed his sister. Yeah, about as forgettable and uninteresting as it sounds.Not much else to talk about besides four throwaways (all who just so happen to be gay) who go out camping, big surprise, only to get axed off one by one; and this happens during the first act, alongside a girl who serves NO purpose whatsoever, except to strip naked, take a shower, and then get killed. About midway through the third act, we are immediately introduced to a group of Friday The 13th rejects. Not much else to say except they all die, as the title makes it very clear.Now I HAVE seen many low-budget horror flicks: I thoroughly enjoyed Lizzie Borden's Revenge, Don't F*ck in the Woods, and Tonight She Comes. What truly flabbergasts is the fact that those three films have LOWER IMDB ratings than THIS. While neither of said films are great, they at least had EFFORT put into them.

I don't understand the praise this movie gets at all (unless it's a member of the cast trying to hype their own film.) Everyone Must Die is a poorly shot mess with no attempt of creating a good plot. The horror elements are poorly done, with the big scary bad guy being a man in a morph suit with a knife. The budget was most likely spent on buying the knock off game case (in a sequence that fit nowhere in the story.) The random sequence of smut and poor editing skills are truly make this a shame to the movie world. The only good actor was Kyle (played by Nick LaMantia,) and even saying his performance was good is a stretch. I recommend buying this film if you are an aspiring director as an example of what NOT to do in your movie.

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