There is just so much movie here. For some it may be too much. But in the same secretly sarcastic way most telemarketers say the phrase, the title of this one is particularly apt.

This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

True to its essence, the characters remain on the same line and manage to entertain the viewer, each highlighting their own distinctive qualities or touches.

The best films of this genre always show a path and provide a takeaway for being a better person.

Girl on the Run (1953) ** (out of 4) A reporter (Richard Coogan) and his girlfriend (Rosemary Pettit) are on the run from the police and hide out at a carnival sideshow where they try to gather evidence to clear his name.GIRL ON THE RUN is a fairly forgettable crime picture that has a rather routine and boring story that really doesn't do much or go anywhere. This film is sold as an adult noir but the crime elements just don't work well enough for it to be too successful. Where the film does succeed is with its atmosphere and setting. The circus setting is actually quite excellent and there's a nice atmosphere that really puts you in this circus. It will certainly remind you of FREAKS and other exploitation pictures from the 30s.Another thing the film is known for is for the first screen appearance of Steve McQueen. Yes, the Steve McQueen who would go onto appear in THE BLOB, THE GREAT ESCAPE and THE GETAWAY. You can see him early in the picture looking very young with a funny haircut. The performances for the most part are okay as is the cinematography. GIRL ON THE RUN is a decent "C" film but it's too bad that the setting wasn't used for something better.

Carny noir concerns 1950's vice rackets. The basic mystery is "Who killed George" but there are a lot of noir type character relationships intertwined in the story. It is tough and cheap, fitting to the 1950's carny world.Rosemary Petit is svelte and effective and appears to be a legit b-film actress. On the opposite end of the film babe spectrum is French tart Renee De Milo who believe me still delivers plenty of va-voom to the screen after all these years. While by no means great, "Girl on the Run" is a hard boiled film that held my attention. Noir enthusiasts will need this in their collection.Extras on the Alpha DVD include a goofy trailer for "The Girl in Gold Boots" which extols that "for Buzz, the answer was a gun!" and also some other cheesy stuff.

You've heard of "The Young and the Restless" and its follow-up, "The Bold and the Beautiful". There have been movies like "The Proud and the Profaine" and "Rich, Young and Pretty". Now meet the carny girls of this second rate traveling tent show. They could be called "The Fat and the Frisky". These porky hoochy-cooch dancers look like they haven't seen a vegetable in years, living off of cotton candy and fried dough with cinnamon on top. So when "Girl on the Run" (Rosemary Pettit) joins their line-up while hiding from the cops, it is obvious just from her petite figure that she isn't one of them. Even headliner Gigi (Renee De Milo) seems to have forgotten that dancing requires exercise. But I digress.That was my first of many laughs at this Z- programmer, certainly not worthy of any big city release, and possibly too trashy for the sticks. Pettit and her reporter boyfriend (Richard Coogan) are on the run from the police after he has been wrongfully accused of murdering his boss. A mysterious man named Clay Reeves (Harry Bannister) is stalking them, and his motives seem definitely suspicious. The fun starts in the carny girls trailer when Pettit is rescued by the blowzy Edith King who gets some really fascinating film noir lines, telling someone aiding her after being shot, "I was used as target practice", and later on, "I made friends with a bullet". She is definitely the scene-stealer in this movie, sort of a 50's Marie Dressler with a bit of Thelma Ritter thrown in. The scenes between her and "little person" boss Charles Bolender (who actually seems six feet tall while running the carny) are truly touching.For a film with a $1.95 budget, it really is inventive in many aspects, and while it isn't up there with the legendary film noirs, it is almost equivalent to low-budget classics like "Detour" and "Decoy" which have become cult classics. There are certainly many moments that are extremely laughable, but in retrospect, I have to say I thoroughly had a good time watching it. I just can't raise its rating that I gave based on the fact that it is low-budget trash, more pulp novel than film noir, and seems to have been inspired by pulp noir book covers.

Great little sleazy noir murder mystery at a burlesque (tame)show on the midway. A pulp story brought to life! But watch for Steve McQueen as a background extra in a couple of scenes! Must be his first part.