If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.
View MoreWhen a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.
View MoreThe film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.
View MoreStory: It's very simple but honestly that is fine.