What a waste of my time!!!
It's a mild crowd pleaser for people who are exhausted by blockbusters.
View MoreIt is a whirlwind of delight --- attractive actors, stunning couture, spectacular sets and outrageous parties.
View MoreThere is, somehow, an interesting story here, as well as some good acting. There are also some good scenes
View MoreThis is a documentary regarding Pinhead's brother, who was made redundant from the cenobites for having a crap voice and wandered the streets of New York, claiming benefits and doing Uncle Fester impressions for loose change. This is his story.Which isn't saying much. Basically there's this girl who's scared of Hellinger, and her dad, right, he's given her gip about this and that and taunts her about Hellinger, who then appears behind her dad and rips his eyeballs out. Now Hellinger looks like someone fell into a bucket of light blue paint and is now standing under a spotlight shouting about it. You know how Pinhead was covered in pins and was menacing and had a weird voice? Well Hellinger can't even afford safety pins, looks like a bad actor, and sounds like he's suffered some sort of head injury.Years after the dad-eyeball pulling incident, and the child is all grown up and still banging on about Hellinger. There's also some religious guys, one of whom is her boyfriend, who seem to have some connection with Dillinger. I wasn't paying that much attention as a lot of the film contains bad actors jawing at each other.There's also a cop/cousin of the girl trying to get to the bottom of some sort of murder (I can't remember if he solved that one) and he also gets caught up trying to figure out who Hellinger is. I've never been to New York but I'm guessing all the cussing and threatening is basically how they talk to each other there.There's also a bit where this serial killer steals Hellinger's giro and they all have an awful time trying to get a replacement at the local jobcentre, forcing Hellinger to become homeless.
View MoreAn abusive father of Melissa was killed by Hellinger,a bald and white-skinned pseudo-Pinhead.Grown-up Melissa lives in New York and is plagued by nightmares of Hellinger.Her long-haired and tattooed cousin Kendall has been contracted by the police to find out about a series of gruesome murders in which people have been eviscerated."Hellinger" is an amateur horror junk that rips-off highly acclaimed "Hellraiser".Admittedly the acting is decent and the camera work is fine,but the audio sucks and few gory moments are amateurish.Troma's Lloyd Kaufman co-produced this low-budget horror trash.4 out of 10.Be afraid of the wrath of Hellinger.He will tear your soul apart.
View MoreOK, I gave this 3 stars purely based on the fact that I stayed with it to the end. Like the horrifying car crash you can not look away from this movie, as bad as it is, has that element. You just have to find out what the hell's going on. The story doesn't make sense at all. Nothing seems to mesh, none of the elements come together and you sit there purely to say "Oh Hellinger? Yeah I saw that" hoping someone will pin a medal on your chest. The movie is lit so badly that if, like me, you watch it on your PC all you can see is your own stunned reflection looking right back at you. The sound is disjointed, the dialogue is none existent and the characters don't seem to fit with anything. Be aware, there is a brutal rape around the mid point which, again, seems to have no bearing on anything. Rape is a disgusting thing and I'm not sure what the director's message was in showing this but trust me, over and above the bad acting, the bad props and the total meaningless of the whole scene the rape thing was brutal. I wont even try and let you into the plot as I have no idea what it was. Pluck out your own eyes before viewing should be the subtitle of this thing.
View Morethis film was the most disgusting film i have ever seen. how you could film someone pretending to be raped is beyond me its sick and i hated it. what if people brought that and was raped in the past, you don't think about how it could affect them, it could lead them to suicide and you'd be the people they would blame. it can really hurt someone and why you would have the audacity to even think about putting that sort of appalling scene in a film is disgraceful. i hope you never make things like this again because i was absolutely disgusted and couldn't be touched thats the way it affected me it was appalling. this truly was the most disgusting thing i have ever seen!
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