How to Make Love to a Woman
How to Make Love to a Woman
| 12 January 1996 (USA)
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An animated look at the 11 essential steps to make the pilgrim's progess from finding a woman to making love to her. Along the way, our prototypical man gets advice about her eyes, her hair, her neck, her nostrils (and how they will flare as she becomes excited), the kiss, disrobing her (be subtle yet have authority), the hug, her nipples, and kinky accessories. At every turn, even as the exultant strains of Handel's Hallelujah Chorus signal that success is upon him, there are dangers and pitfalls. The journey requires steely resolve.

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GamerTab

That was an excellent one.

Melanie Bouvet

The movie's not perfect, but it sticks the landing of its message. It was engaging - thrilling at times - and I personally thought it was a great time.

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Bessie Smyth

Great story, amazing characters, superb action, enthralling cinematography. Yes, this is something I am glad I spent money on.

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Phillipa

Strong acting helps the film overcome an uncertain premise and create characters that hold our attention absolutely.

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MartinHafer

If you are casually aware of the art of Bill Pympton, then you may not know that he's made some rather raunchy cartoons as well as the familiar TV commercials or shorts like GUARD DOG. While I am not the type person to usually watch them, I've gotta admit that HOW TO MAKE LOVE TO A WOMAN is a very funny film--though it's also one you shouldn't let your kids watch (though with a title like this, what parent in their right mind would consider letting kids watch this?). That's because although it starts off innocently enough, after a while there is lots of nudity as well as phallic references. But, as I said, it's all very, very funny.By the way, the animation of this short isn't quite like many of Plympton's other shorts, as instead of lots of colored pencil work and shading, this one has solid colored backgrounds. This doesn't look as nice but still works for me.

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