How to Make Love to a Woman
How to Make Love to a Woman
| 12 January 1996 (USA)
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An animated look at the 11 essential steps to make the pilgrim's progess from finding a woman to making love to her. Along the way, our prototypical man gets advice about her eyes, her hair, her neck, her nostrils (and how they will flare as she becomes excited), the kiss, disrobing her (be subtle yet have authority), the hug, her nipples, and kinky accessories. At every turn, even as the exultant strains of Handel's Hallelujah Chorus signal that success is upon him, there are dangers and pitfalls. The journey requires steely resolve.

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Plustown

A lot of perfectly good film show their cards early, establish a unique premise and let the audience explore a topic at a leisurely pace, without much in terms of surprise. this film is not one of those films.

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Robert Joyner

The plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one

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Rio Hayward

All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.

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Janis

One of the most extraordinary films you will see this year. Take that as you want.

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MartinHafer

If you are casually aware of the art of Bill Pympton, then you may not know that he's made some rather raunchy cartoons as well as the familiar TV commercials or shorts like GUARD DOG. While I am not the type person to usually watch them, I've gotta admit that HOW TO MAKE LOVE TO A WOMAN is a very funny film--though it's also one you shouldn't let your kids watch (though with a title like this, what parent in their right mind would consider letting kids watch this?). That's because although it starts off innocently enough, after a while there is lots of nudity as well as phallic references. But, as I said, it's all very, very funny.By the way, the animation of this short isn't quite like many of Plympton's other shorts, as instead of lots of colored pencil work and shading, this one has solid colored backgrounds. This doesn't look as nice but still works for me.

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