I gave this film a 9 out of 10, because it was exactly what I expected it to be.
View Morea film so unique, intoxicating and bizarre that it not only demands another viewing, but is also forgivable as a satirical comedy where the jokes eventually take the back seat.
View MoreGreat example of an old-fashioned, pure-at-heart escapist event movie that doesn't pretend to be anything that it's not and has boat loads of fun being its own ludicrous self.
View MoreAll of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.
View MoreDisappointing really. This was more along the lines of a low rent soft core porn that was not very good.The special effects consisted primarily of spreading wads of newspaper everywhere. That in of itself was funny as the film purports to take place 3 years after the event in Seattle and there is still crumpled newspaper everywhere.The high point of the movie was the poor basset hound that was roped into the role of side kick. It is highly likely that animal cruelty laws were broken by making the poor animal suffer through all the bad acting, writing and general production failure. You could see it in his soulful eyes; "why oh why of all the people in the world did I end up with this nitwit as the last master on Earth".Not even worth watching for the soft core porn.
View MoreThis is a spoof of I Am Legend with a twist - insatiable lust. The infected just can't get enough sex and Robby, our sweet virgin, is the last man standing who hasn't succumbed to his lustful urges in a post-apocalyptic world. There is definitely nudity and some soft-core scenes, but that's what fast forward is for if you're not into that sort of thing. Adam Davis is convincing as "the virgin" and is actually quite comical. Billy Bob the dog isn't to be outdone! And let's not forget Ron Jeremy as the elder vampire. There were some amazing shots and in a downtown city like Portland it's quite impressive to see how desolate the streets all look. I'm a person who watches and reviews many movies each week, including an immense amount of low budget and independent films. The cinematography is far superior to the great majority of low budget films (even ones with bigger names attached). The other aspect that really impressed me was the sound quality. Nothing is more irritating than having to replay a scene due to poor audio, or just as bad, being able to tell the difference between the original recording on set and the re-recording. Although not all the females in this movie are strippers there are a few (hey, it's what Portland is known for!), but there is a wide variety of sexy, scantily clad women to entice not just Robby, but the other beefy men in this film as well. So if you enjoy a little comedy with your T&A this should be right up your alley!
View MoreBefore I review this movie, I have to say that I'm usually not "picky" about movies, and some of my favorite movies had really bad critics, but I still couldn't stand this movie. First a review about the general aspects of the movie. Overall it really looked like a work of amateurs, which would be fine if the other things were good. The acting, saving 2 or 3 actors, was awful and I really mean awful (even the dog was bad). Now about the story and the content. This looked, like it was said here before, just like a soft core pornographic movie. The movie had a lot of those scenes which were too long, repetitive and just lame, not adding anything to the story. Oh and the actresses that were in those scenes were some of the worst actresses ever. Really the movie went like: 5 min about the story - 10 min lesbian-zombie sex scene - 3min story - 10 min zombie orgy.I never thought a movie could be this bad. Don't watch it unless you want to waste your time.
View MoreAs our beloved main character Robby makes his way through post apocalyptic Portland, OR he learns a thing or two about sex and love. Shot entirely in Portland, OR this comedy is enjoyable and light-hearted, with a great cast, endearing storyline and that special touch of a cult classic. The adult scenes are arousing without being grotesque or comical. The production design is perfectly attuned to the needs of the film, and I loved the hard working skeletons! Worth seeing several times-once with friends for fun and once with the Mrs/Mr for even more fun...who likes Vamp role-playing!?! This is also a great flick for film buffs...can you find all the homages to great B-movies of the past.........yes, yes, you can!
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