If you don't like this, we can't be friends.

The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

A clunky actioner with a handful of cool moments.

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

King Dick is about a dwarf who is being chased around by a witch who has had a curse placed on her. After the dwarfs master tells his servant (Little Dick) to seek out the witch to help with his erectile dysfunction, she becomes infatuated with Dick and forces her way with him. She then makes a deal with the master that if she cures his problem, in return she wants to keep Dick. However Dick doesn't find her desirable and runs away, so the rest of the movie is her trying to get back her Little Dick in order to gain the 69 orgasms she needs in order to break her curse and become a young beautiful woman again.There is some humorous moments that still hold up to this day, mostly toilet humor and a few funny animations, but most of the movie is pretty drawn out and this would probably highly benefit being cut down to a short 5 to 10 minute piece showcasing the decent parts, and forgetting about the rest of the endless dragging on of scenes.I managed to find this on DVD, in Australia, I don't know if it is still in circulation for purchase, but don't get your hopes up as the DVD is a direct copy from VHS, with grain, rolling frames and all.Apparently this movie has a small cult following in the U.K, but it wouldn't surprise me if that following has completely died off. For someone of my generation, I see this as almost a Hanna Barbara type of parody in the more X-rated adult market, but I would still happily watch Smurfs or Flintstones over watching this movie again anytime soon.The plot and premises do sound much funnier then it really is, but the low budget animation and, as I said, countless scenes dragging the whole thing out really don't make it something you should kick yourself to ever seek out and check out for yourself.