Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!
View MoreThis Movie Can Only Be Described With One Word.
It’s fine. It's literally the definition of a fine movie. You’ve seen it before, you know every beat and outcome before the characters even do. Only question is how much escapism you’re looking for.
View MoreIt really made me laugh, but for some moments I was tearing up because I could relate so much.
View MoreTerrible. It's just terrible! God! It's... I'm sure it's not a movie. It's just... A big pile of crap. There are lots and lots and lots off better stuff out there. Please don't waste your time with this thing. It is the worst acting, worst directing, worst editing, worst of all cinematic etc. Oh Christ! What was that camera shaking constantly?! Are they try to cover all that scum going on in the screen? God!! I can't even say it's just amateur, 'cause there are a lot of good stuff in amateur movies, and this thing is just plain crap. Awful, awful crap...
View MoreThis was a terribly directed and badly put together movie. Even with bad acting, a better script and better editing this could have been a great story, I really wanted to know more.Was very drawn out, and full of over acting. So much so that it was hard to follow what was actually going on.Fight scenes were slow, and very little for a gladiator movie.The one and only good thing about this movie was its location, truly spectacular.I would not recommend watching this movie, unless you like wasting your time. I am sorry I did.
View MoreB movies must surely now have a new "best of the worst ever" because this HAS to have been made as a dare. I beg for an explanation of how this got past censorship as being too cruel to an audience. Truly, movies are not these guys' strong suit. For those now curious to see this still, I feel like a guy waving his hands at oncoming traffic, warning them of the horrendous wreck just around the next bend. Slow down ! Don't go there ! You'll end up part of the pile-up ! If these people truly got financed to the tune of $3 mil to make this, then all I can visualize is a bunch of guys laughing as they skip the country with the cash. Oh, wait, they're in Italy... Do we have an extradition treaty with them ?
View MoreFirst, I will tell what was good. The backdrop was some really spectacular country. A huge castle, a beautiful lake, wonderful meadows and mountains.That was the high point. From there, it all went down hill really fast. I barely could discern a plot. There was a lot of very poorly slashing and hacking by people who couldn't act.There was no "gladiatorial" combat. That was a very specific tradition of fighting. I don't even know why they used the word.A movie like this that teases you with "sensual" needs to have some good get down naked by the end. They didn't.It was like the guy got access to the castle for a weekend and got his buddies to come in and shoot the movie. They wanted to make a Conan movie but what came off was a confusing mess.
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