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The Worst Film Ever

I don't have all the words right now but this film is a work of art.

The movie turns out to be a little better than the average. Starting from a romantic formula often seen in the cinema, it ends in the most predictable (and somewhat bland) way.

I am pretty sure this is the film i saw today the only website that holds some info about this is Ioffer.com the details are available there for this 1993 useless Chinese release.Directed by Godfrey Ho "Ngam Saat Bing Tyun" is the original name of this film this director made c grade films and mostly ninja films he moves the camera well but also very unoriginal he copy paste scenes of other films now keep in mind this is a early 90s film since he was a Chinese director i have to say he is no john woo but some of the scenes are shot with good style but that does not cover up all the flaws including bad story.The Plot:some Russian models get kidnapped and this cause disturbance all over china the police and the mobs,mafia,gangs even local thugs get involved in it.The cast damn i don't even know who were these actors there are no names on IMDb either anyway the film contains everything worth below average to be honest the actions scenes are hilarious,ninja guys appear out of nowhere and girls are main heroes they fight with hundreds of men even leaving behind Bruce Lee or Jet Li in fighting style.This film will never make any scenes to anyone whatsoever in some scenes the Hd Television screens can be spotted i mean hello its 90s how did those get there the movie is filled with major goof ups,you just can't figure out who is shooting who and why i have seen plenty of bad Asian films but this was a foolish & desperate attempt from the makers as this film is a solid waste of time & money.Overall Lethal Extortion 1993 is one crazy,weird,bizarre and totally nonsense film ever made just what were these people thinking it made my head spin then i had to take pills for the pain it caused me so my rating for this is 2/10.Skipp It