When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.
View MoreIt isn't all that great, actually. Really cheesy and very predicable of how certain scenes are gonna turn play out. However, I guess that's the charm of it all, because I would consider this one of my guilty pleasures.
View MoreOne of the most extraordinary films you will see this year. Take that as you want.
View MoreIt's a good bad... and worth a popcorn matinée. While it's easy to lament what could have been...
View MoreMORNING STAR WARRIOR is a cheap historical adventure made by an indie team in Italy. It was given a fine looking cover for UK release but anyone interested should check out the 'produced by Uwe Boll' credit and let it serve as a warning. This is terrible stuff indeed; a film featuring a bunch of disappointed actors wandering around a rural landscape and occasionally fighting one another. It's clearly designed in the same style as GAME OF THRONES or VIKINGS, but it has not one ounce of the same style and the story is interminably dull. Amateur hour all round.
View MoreWow! Who does this type of stuff? I mean, It's marvelous! The ambiance is just about perfect. Men on the battlefield in the beginning. The movie raises more questions you could ever answer. How neat is that? And I'm NOT jesting.The woman comes along. "She came to me one morning, one lonely Sunday morning." Uriah Heep. Did I get it correctly. Anywayz. I'm not a moron. Convinced? Actually the movie tells beautifully how war never solves anything and all the participants already know what they should do but are afraid to act.As I understood the man killed the king. That was neat. Absolutely amazing. There are many things in this movie that raises eyebrows. It's a workout for your face and it has leather and rivets on the gear. What more could you ask. Ambiance. Yes as I mentioned earlier. It is great and I like to watch mysterious people walking into dirty ponds! You've done it. You've exploded the cork off multiple champagne-bottles.Talk about stuff people.
View Morethis movie does not have a plot! i mean it literally doesn't exist! don't get me wrong i love fantasy movies or ironclad-like movies but this one is nothing like what you ever watched before! it's pure bullshit and don't even get me started on directing/acting! however if you're super bored and don't have access to any kind of entertainment for sometime you may as well waste your time and money on this one. that's why i gave it 3 instead of one! (but be warned you will end up feeling sick to your stomach!) and by the way this is my first review! i want to go watch hobbit: battle of five armies now but i can't because i can't post this review because no matter what i do it's not gonna be 10 lines because it's such a cheap goddamn movie...
View MoreOkay so i Somewhat get it at times but then i don't really get it, The summary of the movies a lie haha. I'm So confused can anyone give me their take on the whole thing? So i feel that He's pulling the body as an eternal sentence for his wrongdoings in life therefore he will have the to pull his own weight being his "sin" for the rest of eternity. I feel the witches may be his are different sides of the same person. IM still so confused please producer or writer elaborate on WTF i just watch hahaha. I like where they were trying to go (i think) but i believe it fell short my a ways off, I don't think the acting was terrible some of its yes but isn't that most movies that are of this category? I feel if they has another hour into this movie i i would get it; Thats a big maybe though cause maybe it would of just left me even more confused then i am now. If your into metaphoric ideology of life then i would say watch it and be thinking deeper the whole time and not about whats actually happening in this movie.
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