Nukie
Nukie
| 01 July 1987 (USA)
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A space child, lost in the universe, is abducted by the U. S. Space Foundation. In a desperate intergalactic search for the frightened little alien, his brother Nukie® mistakenly lands in Africa where he is befriended by African twins. Together they journey through the laughter and adventure of talking lions, a greedy witch doctor, a charming chimpanzee, a feisty nun, a compassionate scientist and an outrageous romantic computer named E.D.D.I.

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Hellen

I like the storyline of this show,it attract me so much

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Matcollis

This Movie Can Only Be Described With One Word.

Laikals

The greatest movie ever made..!

Janae Milner

Easily the biggest piece of Right wing non sense propaganda I ever saw.

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kornerpokett

I have never seen anything like this. Why is this movie just going at it and trying to be all cutesy and trying to throw thrills or suspense at us? Was it trying to create precious memories for future nostalgia that only E.T. pulled off? There is nothing, and I mean nothing that I can get from this movie that makes me say, "Awwww" or "Gasp! Oh no!" All this can throw at you is pure confusion, hopelessness, and lifelessness throughout from frame to frame, beginning to end.Okay, try watching snot flow down a runny nose coming from an ugly alien. Does that sound endearing or cutesy? Or how about watching the same alien pull off a random dance routine with fog coming out of nowhere? Are you starting to like this movie now?The characters were lifeless (meaning poorly-acted). The only characters that were so alive were the talking animals! Yes, the animals! They put off a better performance than human beings! (It's funny that the movie doesn't even explain why they talk) But it doesn't stop there; the costumes for the aliens didn't even work! Nukie's blinking couldn't even match, and nor does his mouth move when he talks! Either way, if it was trying to stir my emotions to make me feel for any of the characters involved, it did not. This movie tugged not even one of my heartstrings. Every scene throughout this trash was pure torture, causing in me a desperate feeling of wanting it to be over so I can turn it off and watch or do something else. As much I love watching bad movies just for the fun of it, I couldn't with this. Not this.Now I know exactly why it's called "one of the worst movies in cinematic history." For something this bad, I can safely say that this is truly the "worst of the worst."Avoid watching Nukie at all costs, even just for fun. 95 minutes of your life that you're never gonna get back.

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pesic-1

How a human being could make this is a mystery.To give this film one star is to give the impression it is better than it is.So just for the record, I would give it zero out of any number of stars. This is the worst film ever made by a human, no contest.There are a lot of films out there that are considered to be 'the worst film made', but they are nothing compared to Nukie. Nukie is bad, really, really bad. It has to be seen to be believed.Another reviewer warned people not to see this film under any circumstances. I couldn't agree more. Don't watch this, even if it's for the sake of ridiculing it. It is that bad.

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jedburg

I have seen many movies in my time, many good, many bad. About 2 years ago my friends and I began watching films that could fall under the "so bad it's good" category, an often amusing, but none the less hit and miss approach to entertainment. After much thought I have concluded that 'Nukie' is in a class entirely of its own.'Nukie' is in ways astonishing, in that it seems to melt the brain of those that watch it into a messy syrup. What makes Nukie so brutally awful is hard to pinpoint, but the main issues seem to be in the characters, and the overall pace of the movie. The characters are nauseating to say the least, with the tortured, draining whimpers of aliens' Nukie and Miko becoming a motif throughout the course of the film. The Nukie costume is an assault on the senses, with a vulgar 'groin bump' and Hitler snot too, the 'hero' is not the cute extra-terrestrial the videos box promises at all. The plot is non existent, and whenever the story seems to be getting somewhere something horrific happens that seems to shoot down all the progress that damn alien has made (if any). Whats more, 'Nukie' has the bizarre quality of slowing down time, making this the most agonizing 95 minutes of you life.I bought a 'Nukie' video for $2 and was hoping for a movie to tear to pieces with my friends. We lasted about 20 minutes before it got us. I think others who have seen this will understand.Not only is 'Nukie' the worst film I have seen, it is the worst film I will EVER see.Be prepared.Miko!

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Archigenitor

Without a doubt, bar none, unequivocally the worst film ever conceived by Man. Watching this film is an exercise in pure masochism. "Nukie" doesn't even have the "so bad it's good" charm of other horrible wastes of celluloid such as "Troll 2" or "Hobgoblins." The title character actually looks like a cross between a retarded bushbaby, a rotten potato, and a burlap sack full of horse manure. It's obvious that the creators of this film were envisioning an ET-like so-ugly-he's-cute character, with delusions of multi-million dollar licensing deals, lunchboxes and action figure lines. What they ended up with was a hideous monkey-faced monstrosity straight out of your worst Lovecraftian nightmare. This film is a horrible blight on the history of Mankind. It is pure torture and should not be viewed at any time by any human being whatsoever. I've made it my life's work to track down the unholy Sias Odendal, director of this film, and beat him senseless for his crimes against humanity. I blame "Nukie" for destroying my life and utterly shattering any hope that I may have had for the future of our civilization. Early on in the film, one of the "Space Foundation" scientists utters the line "This actually should not exist!" That is precisely how I feel about this film. I hate God for allowing this film to be made.In the immortal words of Tom Servo, "I'd slap this movie if I could."

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