Such a frustrating disappointment

The performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.

A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

The movie's not perfect, but it sticks the landing of its message. It was engaging - thrilling at times - and I personally thought it was a great time.

LITERALLY THE WORST MOVIE I have ever seen... I lasted 20 minutes which I find impressive?

In my opinion, watch it on Netflix. You'll save some time. In all honesty, if you skip around some of it, it's not all that bad. The movie was well done and to be quite honest, it's a lot better than some of the bullcrap that people try to pass off as movies nowadays. Remember 300? Yeah total piece of crap. (let's see the death threats come in from that).

The genius of the director and producers of this movie is witnessed right here right now... because this is the first fully immersive 4th dimension film! An advancement of movie-watching sensory bliss is happening. The film alone is a mere muse upon the human condition, however once it is combined with reading all of these reviews, as the projectors roll before you, is to achieve a higher state of consciousness to silverscreen entertainment. I defy anyone to watch this movie whilst reading these reviews and not be in fits of hysterics...

The person who made this film should be put in prison. So terrible.. :)