Absolutely the worst movie.
Watch something else. There are very few redeeming qualities to this film.
View MoreAs somebody who had not heard any of this before, it became a curious phenomenon to sit and watch a film and slowly have the realities begin to click into place.
View MoreThere are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.
View MoreFor crying out loud... aren't an artist's films supposed to get better as they make more of them? This video is worse than their film Splatter Farm!!! I had to shut this garbage off after 20 minutes... I just couldn't take it! Slow pacing, horrible soundtrack, crappy effects.. what else could possibly go wrong? I wasn't going to stick around to find out... I shut it off. These guys may have some thoughtful ideas... but damn... can't they do anything right? Lets have a 10 minute scene of some bum dumpster hopping... lets kill everyone and show that they are dead by having crappy fake blood dribble out of their mouths. Blech!!!! That's what you'll do if you try to watch this turkey!!! Was a little bit better than 13 Seconds though!
View More1st off I'd like to say I'm all for low budget films and wouldn't judge a film as being bad if it wasn't,but this is really in my top 10 worst films I've ever seen.Sub Rosa's a company who you can split into two parts the fine Eric Stanze productions (he's groundbreaking now,just wait till he gets the budget he deserves) and this which wouldn't even work as a troma release.I know your not meant to take these cult comic,grade-z films serious but this isn't good by a long shot bad video fx,bad unfunny dialog,bad plot & and most of all a bad idea to stretch what woulda made a lame skit on a comedy show,just hope they had fun making it cause I very much doubt anyone who wasn't involved in it would.theNomad says go eleswere for this style of film done well,if you haven't you could check out street trash or brain damage..(1 out of 10 for the "nice carrot patch" line)
View Morevisually stunning, ground breaking, a piece of work that far outreaches its original goals,the best climactic twist in thriller history. The parting shots are chilling and leave a lingering horror in the viewer's mind.. sorry these words do not describe this film.Humour you say? i could hear myself laughing while watching this but it was a sad desperate sound rather like that of someone who has just overdosed on anti-depressants and realized their numbing fate.If this movie ever shows anywhere near you..get out of there, run..run like the wind because peter rottentail is there behind you bouncing like a tragic costumed vegan twit and will bore you to death. All in all i give this film a 7/10 :) thank you
View MoreHorror movie and B-Movie fans everywhere know that good films often are the cheesiest ones in which the directors take light of the movie and make it an enjoyable experience for it's viewers. This movie fits right in with great classics we all know and love. We watch them for kicks with our friends or suffer through them on MST3k. There's no need for Mike and The Bots here though, as you'll be having enough fun with the movie by yourself, or bonuses if you bring your friends. Just beware, it takes a B-Movie fan to truly enjoy this, bring your Hollywood blockbuster CGI loving friends along, and they'll lynch you. If you've seen any other Palonia films you'll know why. He cares more about actual film making then about cramming Special Effects down your throat. The end result is a fun filled, Cheese ridden B-Movie that will stick with you for a long long time.
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