If you don't like this, we can't be friends.

The plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one

The thing I enjoyed most about the film is the fact that it doesn't shy away from being a super-sized-cliche;

Blistering performances.

This movie will make your brain hurt and your wiener sick. It has maybe a couple parts you can laugh at like a fat headed thyroid dysfunction guy whose face will make you cry, a close up of a guy getting hit in the face that's sweet, and a wiffle ball bat sound every time a snow boarder goes off a jump. The guy who did the sound track for Mario Brother 2 probably did this. Good Will Sweaters heck I don't know. Whatever. Did I mention horse crap deluxe with chives by chance? My wiener is sick. Did you ever used to play bad dudes on Nintendo? That was great this movie is trash. Philip Roth should be arrested. They specially thank West Yockey! What the crap is West Yockey?