How sad is this?

Clever, believable, and super fun to watch. It totally has replay value.

It is not deep, but it is fun to watch. It does have a bit more of an edge to it than other similar films.

As somebody who had not heard any of this before, it became a curious phenomenon to sit and watch a film and slowly have the realities begin to click into place.

Lets be honest, when a company can't find enough scenes from a film to make it look bearable at least, there's no hope ... Surely this rubbish isn't going to be shown in cinemas ... The trailer looks absolutely pathetic ... Like something off a arrogant child's home video shoot ... Its got to go straight to the bin ... Oh sorry, video disk ... And it isn't the first 3d Dracula film ... Argento made one last year that hasn't been released yet ... That's supposed to be a bit of a stinker too ... But quite frankly looks way better than this thing ... So anyway ... Thats my review of the trailer ... Unfortunately of course IMDb's rule of ten lines at least is often difficult to cover on work that should never have been made in the first place ... So these bits are somewhat superfluous, though not as disposable as Saint Dracula 3d of course :)