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This is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.
View MoreClose shines in drama with strong language, adult themes.
View MoreA clunky actioner with a handful of cool moments.
An absolutely incredible and hilarious film with remarkably boundary pushing scenes. Theres an element of surrealism to the intensely misogynistic world Spanky and Mert exist in. And the film in which the female characters shine the most, are almost sarcastic in their roles. With lines like "Every guy has sex with their sister at least once" you see that nothing in this movie is meant to be taken seriously. It is hilariously unfiltered and I think honestly contains some surprisingly iconic moments you may not expect from a purposely low budget film (i.e. When the neighbor lesbian couple catch Mert and Spanky peeping in the window). All in all this movie is just a fun time if you are not easily offended, and contains some great characters. Strawberry, the transexual prostitute, is one of my favorites. And of course I would definitely not recommend watching this movie sober, no that would be a bad idea.
View MoreI watched Sex Pot with low expectations, kind of knowing what to expect. Just for the record, as much as I hate The Asylum's movies there is something compulsively watchable about their awfulness. That doesn't though stop Sex Pot from being one of their worst. It looks cheap with choppy editing and very over-saturated colours. The soundtrack is also very generic and forgettable, the story so predictable you know exactly how it is going to go within ten minutes and the characters clichéd and annoying, no likable or identifiable characters here. The acting feels very stiff and forced, there are some good-looking people but there is not enough talent or anybody who leaps out at you as potentially promising. The script is the worst part, nothing felt natural about the delivery but the dialogue and jokes are cringe-inducingly awful coming across as unfunny, contrived and also sexist, relying too much on boobs and sex and not enough comic timing. All in all, a really awful movie even from The Asylum. 1/10 Bethany Cox
View MoreThis movie simply is a bloody shame. It is about teenagers experimenting with pot. And to make this dull theme even duller some efforts to have sex are thrown in. Of course they never do have sex, for this is a comedy. So every effort ends in some disaster. These are intended to be funny, but they are straight out of the terrible sex comedies from the 1970's, such as Porky.The DVD version I saw was in HD and that shows even more clearly what an awful movie this is. The script is awful, the actors are terrible, the direction is ridiculous, all jokes are badly timed, the camera is too static: in one word this is a complete disaster.Every dime you spend on this movie is lost. You better put them in a slot machine. Who knows it returns something. This movie certainly doesn't.
View MoreA WHALLUP of a comedy! These two teens sure don't know what their getting into when they discover the magical properties of this strain of marijuana! The under 18 crowd will definitely find the magic in this feature when they see the wide array of supple perky breasts that could only not turn the eyes of a gay man, but inspire millions.I would recommend finding a pair of 3-D glasses from your nearest Cap'n crunch box. Or see if they are supplied at your local blockbuster or 99 cents store. Park it on your couch with your buds and best buds and see the magic for your own eyes! (Don't forget your lighter of course) Like the two teens from the movie I rate this movie an A-, almost perfect for their near Oscar winning performance filled with fun and laughs. Truly much fun will be had by all!
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