So much average

Don't listen to the negative reviews

Best movie ever!

Blistering performances.

With a name like Shark Exorcist I had to give this movie a watch.I wasn't expecting much & I got absolutely nothing at all.It's like somebody got their friends together, decided to make a movie using a home video camera but had a slightly bigger budget than a high school student.This movie was HORRIBLE.After 10-15 minutes I knew I probably, maybe should've turned it off but I wanted to test myself & see if I could make it to the end.I don't know if I did it because I wanted to see how it ended or I wanted to torture myself & watching Shark Exorcist from start to finish without falling asleep was pure torture.If I knew somebody who absolutely **LOVED** BAD movies, I wouldn't even recommend they go see it.Why put someone else what I just went through because I decided to torture myself? I looked up the director on IMDb & was expecting that this was his 1st time directing.I was really shocked that he's directed 28 movies since 1987.I wouldn't go searching for any of his other movies but if I came across them, I'd give them a look.That should tell you how much I LOVE BAD movies.The nicest thing I can say about Shark Exorcist is that the best thing about it was the movie poster.It was pretty awesome.Shark Exorcist will go down in history as 1 of the worst movies I've ever seen

This is arguably the greatest movie of at least the last 20 years, if not the greatest of all time. I have never in my life seen any film with such a perfect structure, such outstanding acting and such breathtaking visual effects. This is literally the definition of cinematic masterpiece.With such high level of artistic value, I think I can safely say that Shark Exorcist has even surpassed other filmmaking marvels such as The Room, The Amazing Bulk and Birdemic.I am, however, very angered by the fact that in IMDb's list of the highest rated movies of all time, Shark Exorcist is nowhere to be found. What kind of madness is this?

OK so have to write 10 lines on this, which feels like an extra punishment for trying to force myself to watch this. I made 20 minutes!A few years ago I worked with some friends on a Zombie style horror series they were making. We never finished it but looking back the quality of that was far better than this. It's cheap, the acting (if you can call it that) is appalling.I'm actually having trouble to find the words to actually describe thisSometimes I'll say 2/10 for effort but this doesn't even deserve that. I even tried swearing at the television to see if it would make it better but I couldn't even find words bad enough to make it work.I'm going to bed now, my day's ruined thanks to this!

I couldn't even watch the whole thing. And I apologize to sharks everywhere for this bastardization of them. It makes Sharknado and terrordactyl seem logical. This movie has some serious flaws and I only got 17.5 mins in. At least put t shark in the ocean and why I he girl mouth bleeding when she was bit in the leg. Have not experienced acting this bad since I was cast as servant number 3 in my highschool production of Hamlet. If you want to get revenge on someone make them watch this. Summoning demons doesn't even seem scary anymore. Classic scene though when the girl on the bench who says whatever and the other girl literally whatevers. Words cannot do this film justice for how atrocious it is. How do people get 300,000K budgets for these things? Buying two Lamborghini's and crashing them into one another without insurance would have been a better use for these funds. Next time whoever made this movie considers making another one please consider all the Starving children in the world a do the right thing with the money.