Excellent, a Must See

n my opinion it was a great movie with some interesting elements, even though having some plot holes and the ending probably was just too messy and crammed together, but still fun to watch and not your casual movie that is similar to all other ones.

Excellent and certainly provocative... If nothing else, the film is a real conversation starter.

One of the most extraordinary films you will see this year. Take that as you want.

THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!! THE WAY THE PLOT JUMPED FROM CHaracter to character was really realistic of real life and the clear acceptance of shark and vomit fetishes was very refreshing. my heart is warmed by this display of progress. So many strong female characters! with boobs! for the camera to zoom in on for uncomfortably long periods of time. Passed the Bechtel test!!!! also certainly the best CGI ever, really top notch, really took the concept of a shark to an interpretive level. as well as the concept of a child. there was that whole scene of a grown woman playing with shark toys on the playground before getting seduced in a dream. this movie also had a strong message about exercise. we watched random, often unimportant characters, walk. for a long time. honestly a third of the movie. they just didn't stop. there was also a very fit girl and the movie really showed how attractive muscular women can be by having a character named "Dad" in the credits take perv pictures of her for absolutely no reason. that plot line went nowhere. I also think this movie provided an interesting view of the Catholic church, showing both a Satan worshiping nun and an exorcist priest. i think its really valuable for people in this era to keep an eye out for wrongdoing in religion. there might always be a shark in the water. even if its a lake. totally the best movie I've ever seen. Donald Farmer is my world.

Warning there are some spoilers in this.... I think.....I'm still not sure what happened.I don't know where to begin when reviewing this movie.The beginning was poor, the middle worse and the less said about the end the better, depending which one you are talking about, there are three.We watched with with a group of mates and decided that the best way to approach the review is to list random comments, which is a perfect mirror of how this movie must have been constructed. Scenes were edited in a way to add suspense but instead just look like they gave up mid shot.The story was almost incomprehensible. The final 15 minutes had no relation to the previous 50.The camera (yes one) ranges in quality, some is basically iPhone footage that has been uploaded poorly to YouTube, downloaded and then burnt to DVD. The only part filmed in 'good' quality are the CG renders of the shark which are totally unneeded for the continuity of the film.'Acting' was so wooden I got splinter's in my eyes. 67 minutes, why does it feel like 67 days.This makes The Room look like Schindler's List.Many of the scenes are filmed so poorly, exterior shots have no usable audio.One scene has some of the worst ADR I have seen in a while.I saw the cover and wondered what this film was about. After watching I'm still wondering. The best effects on the DVD are the menu screen.There choice of actors led to come confusing scenes where one woman was either playing a 'child' or and 'adult with learning difficulties' that was seduced by the shark? The use if a question mark is intentional as i'm not quite sure what happened in the scene. How to you get attacked by a shark on a bridge above 2 foot of water? Probably the same way this DVD got a release, a deal with Satan. The film could could well have all the shark scenes cut and still make as much sense, if fact we wondered if it was soft core porn with all the sex removed.There is a baffling scene at a the end of the movie which was genre defining… that being plastic shark erotica. The over use of the zoom function on their cheap camera was jarring. The seasickness helped to reinforce the maritime theme of the movie.There are no continually errors in this film as there is no continuity. Continuity error implies that something made sense.In conclusion it is a 'good' movie to watch with a group of friends and rip the p**s out of every 14 seconds.If you feel this review is disjointed wait till you see this movie. :o)

Wild Eye Releasing is probably the Dingo Pictures of Live-Action Movies, because after making terrible after terrible movie, somehow they managed to keep lowering the bar, to the point that their movies are a disgrace to indie filmaking.After watching The Amazing Bulk, I never thought that something will top it as the worst movie ever, but somehow this piece of sh*t, manages to beat The Amazing Bulk in every single level of awful, to the point that is impossible that someone made a movie this bad.Every word I can describe Shark Excorcist is negative: There is basically no story, he dialogue is dumb, the movie doesn't have a structure, some scenes don't add anything, the acting is terrible, the camera work is beyond unprofessional, the sound work is awful, the soundtrack is sh*t, there are basically no characters, the CGI is atrocious, the editing is bad, EVERYTHING IS SO DAMN WRONG.There's nothing good to save about this movie, it's not even one of those movies that are so bad they're good, this one is so bad that is just BAD.This one of those that I will give a 0/10, because it isn't a movie, but since IMDb doesn't have a 0 rating, there you go 1/10. Worst Movie I have seen so far.

Shark Exorcist (2015) * (out of 4) A nun is upset about something so she calls on Satan who enters a shark. This shark eventually attacks a woman, which causes her to become possessed and soon she is luring victims back to the shark. Or, something like that.SHARK EXORCIST is a real throwback to the days when a great title and poster meant you could get your movie viewed. Director Donald Farmer has been around for a very long time and he created a great and catchy title and the poster for this film is outstanding. Both were great enough to where they would grab people's interest and make them watch the movie.Is SHARK EXORCIST a masterpiece? No, it's a pretty bad movie on all levels. With that said, there's no doubt that the film had no budget and in all honesty I feel bad being mean to it because as awful as the film was there was some sort of low-budget charm that kept me somewhat glued to what was going on. Again, everything here is pretty bad but I give everyone involved in the film credit for actually going out there and making a movie.I think the film could have been improved on in many aspects including the story, which just never really makes too much sense. Scenes just appear to happen for no real reason as if they were just making things up as they went along. I'm sure some nudity or a bit more of an exploitation feel would have helped as well.Still, SHARK EXORCIST is pretty much exactly what you would expect it to be.