Waste of time
Lack of good storyline.
The film may be flawed, but its message is not.
I enjoyed watching this film and would recommend other to give it a try , (as I am) but this movie, although enjoyable to watch due to the better than average acting fails to add anything new to its storyline that is all too familiar to these types of movies.
View MoreSkyscraper is an incredibly bad movie. Maybe whoever wrote it doesn't actually speak English--that would explain why it sounds so strange and so simplistic at the same time.It's about a helicopter pilot, played by Anna Nicole, who happens to get trapped in a building with some terrorists. She fights to stop their evil plan for world domination. Yes, world domination. It would make slightly more sense if it were all taking place in an old G.I. Joe cartoon, but apparently this was made for adults.Yet, despite how ridiculous it all is, I found this movie entertaining. Not enough to own, or to even watch again unless I was showing it to someone who was seeing it for the first time. But as a craptastic time capsule of mid-90's ineptitude, it was campy fun.
View MoreThis movie was one of the most profound movies ever! Anna was trained at Oxford and it is evident by her capabilities in her role.She is an all natural woman who has to save the day from evil terrorists and at the same time pleasure her self in rather odd ways.The anal rape scene was very artfully done and the use of natural light accentuated her beautiful body.Anyway, the action was none stop (both the sex and the fighting)and I think that ever child, man, woman, animal and child should experience the breathtaking view from the top of the skyscraper.RIP ANS! You fablous woman
View MoreBack before she became a grotesque charactature of himself, Anna Nichole Smith was hot in a trailer park trash, heavily siliconed, slutty kind of way. Skyscraper was the second of two films that attempted to exploit that dubious quality to maximum potential. Sure there's a minuscule threadbare 'plot' involving terrorists. But that's just the flimsiest excuse to string together some SOFT soft-core scenes (whic are way to few ad far between) that lets Anna expose her two 'real' and only talents (yes the irony of using that word while talking of those tits is not lost on me) However if you watch this movie, I'm pretty sure you know what to expect: Horrible acting, awful fight scenes, lame humor, and Anna's breasts. And nothing I can say will likely dissuade you from seeing it. Just know that the film is pretty damn dire and the other movie of hers "To The Limit" is the 'superor' film (i use the term quite loosely of course) My Grade: F Where i saw it: Starz Edge
View MoreThis is but another really bad rip off of "Die Hard". This one might be the lowest of them though. Our star is Anna Nicole Smith playing an action heroine, in one of the worst performances on screen. Every one of her lines sounds like she's shouting, it's so pathetic. There's no tension whatsoever in this, one reason being the suspenseful music is played on a synthesizer and sounds truly awful. Nothing about this is good, including the sex scene. Randomly Anna Nicole Smith has a flashback sex scene on what appears to be a farm where her huge freakish breasts hang out. Not my cup of tea, but it might be so bad it's amusing.My rating: 1/2 out of ****. R for sex and violence.
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