Yawn. Poorly Filmed Snooze Fest.
At first rather annoying in its heavy emphasis on reenactments, this movie ultimately proves fascinating, simply because the complicated, highly dramatic tale it tells still almost defies belief.
View MoreAll that we are seeing on the screen is happening with real people, real action sequences in the background, forcing the eye to watch as if we were there.
View MoreA clunky actioner with a handful of cool moments.
Ok, let's get this straight right away, this is a bad movie. It can't take the "oh it's a indie movie with a low budget" because the special effects on the characters when they get hit by an hax or something is pretty good.That Rebecca girl is an awful actress and only talks throughout the whole movie like she wants to hump anyone that comes across her way The only actually good actors in this film is "mama", her man and the sheriff. Also, talking about the characters, how come dad was still alive at the end of the movie? He was stoned in the head! The action scenes are really laughable.If they're all a family that likes kinky sex fantasies why did Churly or something (that character is so forgettable) died? Why?The only reason that explains my 3 star rating is that some of the shots in this movie are decent.Let me erase this movie from my mind.
View MoreI agree with other reviewers that the music is atrocious, just awful and ruins the movie. Also, I wish low budget films would STOP using a flashing screen. If you have to use a flashing screen to get a mood across, you've already failed. It's almost as if this director has more equipment to make a film than he needs and tries to use it to mask lack of creativity. For an Independent film, it isn't the worst I've seen. I thought the film looked good and the acting wasn't horrible. The plot isn't that original and the movie is slow. But all in all not a bad effort.
View MoreSLASHER.COM is yet another indie horror going for the routine 'cabin in the woods' premise. It sees a young couple heading off for some remote rural fun, only to discover that the landlords of their holiday home are more than a little creepy. This one has some REALLY bad acting, and it's cheap and nasty looking to boot. The only (mildly) interesting thing about it is that the landlord couple is played by Jewel Shepard (RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD) and R.A. Mihailoff (who played Leatherface in, er, LEATHERFACE).
View MoreThey don't get much worse than this POS. Seems there's a serial killer on the loose somewhere around St. Louis. He advertises on social media to find his prey. Cut to a scene of a couple meeting for the first time, and they decide to get back to nature for a weekend. Yawn.The acting (or lack thereof) in this movie has to be seen to be believed; it's THAT bad. The "plot" reminds me more a "let's pretend like" game you played when you were small children. Nothing makes sense, and if that isn't bad enough, you have to listen to these people talk. Awful as all get-out; however, I did learn all sorts of new things to do with a silver spoon....
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