SuicideGirls Must Die!
SuicideGirls Must Die!
R | 12 March 2010 (USA)
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When twelve nude models for the infamous SuicideGirls.com begin disappearing from a remote cabin, the calendar video they are shooting becomes the first reality horror movie.

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Exoticalot

People are voting emotionally.

Billie Morin

This movie feels like it was made purely to piss off people who want good shows

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Lidia Draper

Great example of an old-fashioned, pure-at-heart escapist event movie that doesn't pretend to be anything that it's not and has boat loads of fun being its own ludicrous self.

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Celia

A great movie, one of the best of this year. There was a bit of confusion at one point in the plot, but nothing serious.

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preppy-3

Just pathetic. It's about a bunch of very unattractive women getting together in a remote cabin to shoot some nude poses for a calender. One by one they start disappearing without a trace. So what do these women do? They scream and swear at each other and point fingers instead of doing anything logical.Just abysmal. Disgusting film trying to mix topless females and horror. The main problem is that NONE of these women are even remotely attractive (and most have totally hideous tattoos), are terrible actresses, swear nonstop and are just annoying people all around. The "horror" sequences are nonexistent. The film is shot in a jerky style with quick takes and jumps that ended up giving me a headache. There's also incredibly annoying "music" playing nonstop. We also get a totally pointless hot tub sequence so we can see them all take off their tops and engage in lesbian kisses (btw, this has nothing to do with the rest of the movie). It all leads to a completely predictable ending that was so downright insulting that I hated the movie! Cheap, badly done, horrible acting, unattractive girls...there's nothing here for anybody. Avoid.

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JoeB131

People were offended by my first review, so I will try to be nicer this time.This movie really isn't very good because it is just full of typical horror movie clichés.To wit- "victims" are picked off and yet the rest of the characters are unaware of their danger.Everyone has video-cameras that they continue to use even when they are in mortal danger of losing their lives. (Again, a trend started by the "Blair Witch Project" and continued with films such as "Cloverfeild" and "Quarentine".) It strains credulity because your last reaction to "Someone is trying to KILL me" is "I'd better get this all down on tape!" Oh, yeah, let's not forget the "My Cell Phone doesn't work out here" device. Because I guess screen writing is still caught in the 1980's, before 4G network coverage. Because "Working Cell Phone > mad killer", unless you cheat.But the main problem with the film is that the Suicide Girls themselves are such unpleasant, unlikeable people that you simply don't care if they get killed or not. There is no one in the film to root for. Most films of this genre have a "Jamie Lee Curtis" character you kind of like. Not here.The fact that not a one of them can act probably doesn't help matters all that much.

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charlytully

. . . unless your idea of horror is a bunch of totally unclothed girls with body piercings and extensive full-color tattoos pretending to be actresses in a movie people would pay money to rent. They ONLY part of SUICIDE GIRLS MUST DIE! that is a tad horrible is when the mosquitoes start biting them during their au naturel woodsy fashion shoots. Their attempt to rip off SURVIVOR with infrared shots and a "confessional booth" for to-the-camera soliloquies is totally lame, as is all their half-hearted whining about "missing girls," when it is clear they are NOT actually upset about anything (except perhaps the mosquito bites; hopefully the crew had some Calamine lotion on hand). The most gifted actress featured in this film is the lady plays one ticked off "Mainer" when the girls' minibuses stop for a roadside ditch wee-wee stop in front of her home. Unfortunately, this irate lady apparently was a REAL person, as her name DOES NOT appear in the credits. Other than acting lessons, perhaps the best advice that can be given to the self-proclaimed Suicide Girls for their next cinematic effort would be: don't forget to pack the toilet paper!

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peterpants66

Horror movie compilation in the vein of "Blair Witch Project" which contains some of the most uninteresting, non- attractive, badly tatted tarts i have ever seen. These woman are a year or two away from waiting tables at Bickfords. The shoot itself is a joke and the build up to the kills takes longer then you'd expect from a bunch of nitwits that would probably die if someone didn't offer them money in return for close up's of their vagina's. Is this a scene that's out to exploit black hair and black ink on punker bodies? Yes. The problem i have with this brand is that it could be done A LOT better. How about tasteful pin-up style shoots, how about not going on tour where they frolic around in their undies in dirty nightclubs. I hope these "babes" are making their money because i couldn't tell you anyone that finds what they do interesting. The SG franchise is just that, a big black hole, don't waste your time unless your seriously bored, and even then i'd suggest doing something else. Highly suspect skank material suited for the lowest I.Q.

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