The greatest movie ever made..!

ridiculous rating

The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

After playing with our expectations, this turns out to be a very different sort of film.

SURFACE TO AIR is another war thriller made on a low budget by former actor Andrews Stevens, this time with a Middle Eastern setting. It's a vehicle for no less than two children of famous stars, with Melanie Shatner and Chad McQueen teaming up alongside B-movie veteran Michael Madsen for a story about a man kidnapped by a terrorist group and his brother's attempts to retrieve him.This low rent thriller ploughs the usual furrows with a lot of weaponry and military vehicle fetishism, with inordinate shots of helicopters the order of the day here. Madsen is on autopilot as always although McQueen and Shatner seem to be trying their best. The action is sporadic and disappointing, but at least this thriller has a kind of momentum to see it through.

When a rogue band of Iraqi soldiers begin an offensive close to the northern border, the US military sends in an aircraft carrier to monitor the situation. Brothers Zach & Dylan Massin, who both despise each other, are thrown together by fate. When Dylan's fighter jet is shot down over the hot zone, Zach (who is a Marine) goes in to rescue his brother & co-pilot.Another of the numerous military-themed actioners from 1990s' B-grade studio Royal Oaks, Surface to Air is probably one of the weakest. The threat has not been properly written in – it is never clear why the Iraqi soldiers are doing in the area, with one scene suggesting that they were ordered to attack the area, while another contradicts this & suggests an attempted coup. But this pales in comparison to the generic plot given to it. Royal Oaks has probably had some kind of deal with the US military in order to make these films, judging by the sheer number they put out during the decade. Whatever the case, Surface to Air is pretty poor. The only thing that makes the film worth a once-over is probably the impressive stock footage of the military in action.

Lt. Dylan "Raven" Massin (McQueen) has just finished his Navy survival training. He must leave his loving wife Clarissa (Thompson) and go live on an aircraft carrier and go on flight missions with his partner Lt. Lori "Dakota" Forrester (Shatner). When trouble brews in Iraq in the form of a guy who looks nothing whatsoever like Saddam Hussein but is in fact the Soup Nazi (Thomas), U.S. forces are marshaled to go fight in that part of the Middle East. But that also includes surly Gunnery Sgt. Zach Massin (Madsen), who is the estranged half brother of "Raven". Estranged because they don't get along well and they had a fight over a girl many years previously. They're the original odd couple! Can the two bickering brothers come together long enough to be victorious in the name of their country? (don't bother to) find out today! Surface To Air is one of those movies with more airplane and military jargon than much-needed character development and exciting situations. While characters are spouting some meaningless gobbledygook during some stock footage of aircraft carriers, the audience is bored to tears. Who exactly is the intended audience for this sort of movie? Laypeople will be bored, and servicemembers surely won't want to see Chad McQueen Chadding it up with some CGI/green-screen plane explosions. It seems movies like this were pretty prevalent at the time: Desert Thunder (1999), Stealth Fighter (1999), later Air Strike (2002), etc. It's nice that they are patriotic, but they're not doing patriotism any favors.As far as Chad McQueen is concerned, Raven is obviously the new Skylord. If that sentence immediately made any sense to you, be afraid. It means you've seen at least one of the Chad movies at hand. But it's hard to take him that seriously. He just has a goofy presence, and Madsen has his usual "I don't care" attitude, so seeing as they made a bunch of movies together around this time, someone thought they made a good team? Speaking of slogs, both this movie and Submarines (2003) both use the made-up news station "ZNN" for their news reports. Coincidence? As this is an Andrew Stevens production, don't expect much. But maybe some people at Nu-Image saw this and loved "ZNN". This should tell you how little both this and Submarines have going on. But what this movie really needed was a strong, super-evil bad guy for Raven and Zach to rally together against. Charles as the "Wacky Iraqi" (or, given his pedigree, perhaps he's more of a "Soup Iraqi"?) should have done more to make the audience hate him. Simply having a very familiar-seeming mustache is not enough.Sadly, despite the presence of fan favorite Michael Madsen, Surface To Air is your standard airplane slog that really has no reason to exist. He can't save this boring, boring crud that lacks excitement at every turn. If you've never heard of this movie - especially mentioned in conjunction with Madsen - there's a reason why. Avoid.For more action insanity, please visit: www.comeuppancereviews.com

This film is a fair film. Michael Madsen, Chad McQueen, Melanie Shatner, Teri Thompson, and Larry Thomas are all good in the film. The film has good action scenes. It was different seeing how close McQeen's character was with Thompson's character. There is a brief nudity scene but not much. The musical score by David Wurst and Eric Wurst was good. But I noticed a lot of the score sounded like Jerry's Goldsmith's score from First Blood which is odd. Near the end I laughed when Michael Madsen got a cigarette out and asked his brother if he wanted a smoke and he took it and smoked it. It was funny because it seems Michael Madsen is always smoking a cigarette no matter what his character is. If you like Michael Madsen, Chad McQueen, the other cast members, and want to see a different type terrorist and war film then see Surface to Air!