The Caveman's Valentine
The Caveman's Valentine
R | 19 January 2001 (USA)
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Romulus, a misunderstood musician turned recluse hiding from personal demons in a New York City cave, finds the frozen body of a young drifter in a tree. The authorities, including his police officer daughter, claim the death is accidental. Romulus is convinced the man was murdered by a prominent art photographer but how can he prove he's right when everyone thinks he's insane?

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Flyerplesys

Perfectly adorable

InformationRap

This is one of the few movies I've ever seen where the whole audience broke into spontaneous, loud applause a third of the way in.

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Lucia Ayala

It's simply great fun, a winsome film and an occasionally over-the-top luxury fantasy that never flags.

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Paynbob

It’s fine. It's literally the definition of a fine movie. You’ve seen it before, you know every beat and outcome before the characters even do. Only question is how much escapism you’re looking for.

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Brent Trafton

"The Caveman's Valentine" is funny in both sense of the word. It is both odd and laugh out loud funny.I imagine the producers got the script and saw there were plot holes. Instead of fixing the plot holes, they decided to just have fun. The ending result is a potentially somber film being absolutely fun to watch.The main reason to see this film is for the performance of Samual L. Jackson as Romulas. He is a tortured genius; a classical pianist and composer who is haunted by demons. His performance makes the entire movie worthwhile.I couldn't give this movie any higher than a 7 because it has some serious plot holes, but it is a fun movie to watch.

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Aaron Martinez

Wow… I don't care what people think about Samuel L. Jackson, that man is amazing. This film shows his versatility something fierce.This is a great film about a man named Romulus who most would consider homeless. But in the film, if you called him homeless he gets mad because he actually lives in a cave by a little park. He's a used-to-be musician who ends up going insane and can't finish school. He ends up finding a dead man, and is convinced that he knows who killed him. He spends most of the film trying to prove it while also battling the things inside his crazy head.The entire story is told amazingly unique. His character was very strange, and the way the director portrayed what Romulus was thinking was innovative, as well as straight forward. You need to see this film.

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zc473451

This has to be one of my favorite movies. It is very underrated. I am a movie clerk at a local video store and I have always suggested this movie to people who are fans of either Samuel Jackson, or Dramatic thrillers / mysteries. Samuel L. Jackson does a fantastic job as his acting and the music score tie in perfectly with the devilish angels in his mind. As some of the other comments have already expressed, the whole overall movie makes for an incredible life-like view into a mind that is psychologically disturbed. If someone is looking for a good intense thriller and can withstand a movie that is not action-filled, this is a must see. It will leave you thinking for days after.

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Movie Nuttball

The Caveman's Valentine was really a disappointing film.Sure Sam Jackson put on a great performance and Terence Blanchard's score was great especially the theme but other than that this one is a stinker.During the whole film I thought that Colm Feore looked just like Liam Neesan but without hair.Sometimes you just don't know what is happening in the film and I didn't care for that mixed sex scene either.I really can't say any more except only see this if you are a hardcore fan of Samuel L. Jackson!

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