The Worst Film Ever

I wanted to like it more than I actually did... But much of the humor totally escaped me and I walked out only mildly impressed.

The best films of this genre always show a path and provide a takeaway for being a better person.

Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

This movie, will make you laugh, make you cry, and it will touch you in places where you have never been touched before. The Legend of Sasquatch is a heartwarming tale about two mentally ill children that are forced to live in the wilderness with their handsome father. This family soon finds out that are not alone! One night, a Sasquatch kidnaps the youngest daughter and performs unspeakable acts on her. Fortunately, she is kind of into it, so it's all good. When the father finds out his daughter is missing, he blames her disappearance on the other daughter. He beats the living sh*t out of her, and then puts the gun to his head. In this scene, we find out that he is an atheist, and is therefore worried about what will happen to him once he pulls the trigger. In his final moment, he turns to his daughter and says, "You're adopted", then blows his brains out. Meanwhile, the youngest daughter and Sasquatch decide that it's time they go their separate ways. As the daughter is leaving, Steven Segeal comes out of nowhere and karate chops her face clean off. Now faceless, the youngest daughter spends the rest of her life wandering the wilderness, hoping to find the world she once knew. Then the movie ends.

I can see why this movie won the "Best Feature Film - Animation" award at the International Family Film Festival; little kids would enjoy this movie. However, if you're not a young child, then this movie probably won't be that awesome to you. The animation in this movie isn't very good; it's kind of choppy, and the two girls in it will take five seconds just to blink. The walk cycles are really weird, too. And yes, that big hairball on the movie poster is the "Sasquatch." The voice acting in this movie wasn't pulled off very well either; the voice actors of the main characters especially don't really have any expression in their voices. They just sound like they're reading a script. William Hurt voices the girls' father, and he whispers and speaks softly at inappropriate times. Yeah, I can't believe this is an actual movie. It looks more like a film by a college/animation student. I only gave this movie a two rather than a one because as terrible as this movie is, they somehow got award-winning actors like William Hurt, June Foray, and John Rhys-Davies to voice-act.

Not a huge fan of the animation, but the story is sweet. Not much conflict, and I like that the family is helping the Sasquatch. Only one real complaint: The dead mother. Why do the makers of kid's films find that so appealing? This movie reminds me a whole lot of My Neighbor Totoro. The animation in that movie is so much better, as are the actors. Both sweet movies about respecting nature and helping out. I like movies with strong female characters for my 2.5 year old to watch, and it's so hard to find them. I am glad my husband stumbled across this movie on Fios.

We received this DVD as a gift from a friend who's child loved it. My daughter watches it everyday sometimes 2 or more times. It's a good story for a child. It's simple and easy to follow. She loves the music and will stop the DVD (she's only 2) and rewind the song she wants to hear again. Sometimes she goes to far and gets upset so she calls me and I have to get it back to the right spot.The characters are all pretty big and their features are exaggerated somewhat so it's easy for her to see and understand who is who and follow along. I think it was perfectly written for a child ranging in age from 1 year to 3 years. Older kids may like it as well but I only have my daughter as my reference.When I first watched it I was concerned that some things might be scary for her but they weren't at all. She asked questions about things that she didn't understand so it was a good opportunity for learning. She loves the dog and the little girls. She also loves the big fury Sasquatch.If you have a child and are looking for things she or he may like. I would say this one is a safe bet.