Really Surprised!

good back-story, and good acting

Awesome Movie

There is, somehow, an interesting story here, as well as some good acting. There are also some good scenes

The main girl in this exquisite movie breaks my number one rule, don't trust a girl that smokes Marlboro red cigarettes. Girls like this tend to be crazy and in this case there is no exception. There is virtually no way to explain these horrid events that may or may not happened, but if I had to associate a word it would have to be genius. Personally I loved attempting to put one and one together to figure out what in Gods name is happening in this movie. I was slightly aroused through the duration due to the surprises at every scene. In my opinion this has got to be one of the most underrated movies of all time and I would recommend it to anyone who is interested in being mind blown and down for a good time. The lessons are undeniable in this movie, but the one I felt the most confident about was no matter where we are in life we will all have a green monster that tries to control us, but we cannot ever let the green monster dictate our path through the woods.

It is honestly sad that there is an actual limit to ten stars for the greatest mystery and horror flick to have ever been created. The Oregonian stars a battered blonde in a hot mess, on the run from a troubled pass of getting put in her place. She is lost and travels through the woods in Oregon that is probably only five miles from a bar considering the number of car accidents caused from alcohol. Other than their message of do not drink and drive, it is also made clear to never leave the farm. The real lesson is that she should just stay in the kitchen.Maybe your husband has to discipline his wife a little bit, but it is way more dangerous to leave the farm. The film has a mysterious monster, and twist that will leave at the edge of your seat. Always remember to watch out for granny and never trust the green monster.

If you're on the hunt for an enlightening, quality family film, The Oregonian is your answer. Never before have i seen a cinema so eye- opening and educational. Its film quality, dialogue, and story line are just a few of the qualities that cause me to put The Oregonian at #1 on my top ten movies list. If you're looking for excitement, just wait until you meet grandma, mummy man, green monster and the rest of the Oregon gang. I am sure they will show you a jolly good time. Have you ever seen a man pee rainbows? i bet not. This movie has that, along with more twists and turns than a roller-coaster hand job. This phenomenal motion picture causes a questioning of everything you once believed in and can make you re-evaluate your life. In my eyes, the green monster and the Movie itself are our saviors. It is sure to make a positive impact on you and leave a content smile upon your face. I recommend that you watch this movie with your woman and a couple of gasoline margaritas. Sit back and let grandma work her magic.

In the film The Oregonian, the woman (Lindsay Pulsipher) is on a direction-less journey that seems as if the Oregonian is just wondering in some sort of abyss or in the unknown of a purgatory sort of world. Unlike other films, the plot of this one cannot be deciphered quite as easily. After the Oregonians's car wreck, she encounters different people and each has an uneasy sense in their character. The Oregonian is killed then the act of necrophilia is performed on her. The omelet man comes in and inserts a delicious looking omelet into the gash in the Oregonian's back. He then proceeds to pour gas on it, all happening while the necrophilia man is having the time of his life. This shows that after death, in others' minds the deceased is not always thought of and respected anymore, kind of like inserting something that was once good, the omelet, into your deathly wound. At the end of this scene the Oregonian's spirit is in the doorways at different moments and she laughs along with other women who randomly enter the scene. This provides a point of view that shows the spirit of the deceased are watching what others are doing, even as they are not physically living anymore. When she comes back to life she brutally clubs the necrophilia man to death in the bed of a truck while he is wearing a frog mascot costume. More events unveil in what seems to be an unorganized and random way to unravel, however this plot summary can be seen as the final destination of the Oregonian's journey in life, and the events that happen in her last moments of travel to said destination.