Self-important, over-dramatic, uninspired.

Perfectly adorable

The movie really just wants to entertain people.

A clunky actioner with a handful of cool moments.

It states that this is a remake of an earlier movie that was taken out of circulation. I can't imagine a lamer movie than this, so if this is the remake I guess the first was atrocious. Bill tries hard, and I am a fan, but this is like watching Date Movie, where every cliché and stereotype is trotted out to try and make it the ultimate parody but ultimately falls flat.I won't go through the plot but will just touch on the things he tries to offend with- treatment of women, Christianity, rape, gay rape, gays in military, feces, bad puns (axe me about it) and other stuff that I just can't remember.I watched this movie some time ago, but had to watch it again for this review because it's just not memorable.It is still however a must see, because Hey! it's Bill Zebub and you don't want to miss one of his.