a film so unique, intoxicating and bizarre that it not only demands another viewing, but is also forgivable as a satirical comedy where the jokes eventually take the back seat.

The best films of this genre always show a path and provide a takeaway for being a better person.

I enjoyed watching this film and would recommend other to give it a try , (as I am) but this movie, although enjoyable to watch due to the better than average acting fails to add anything new to its storyline that is all too familiar to these types of movies.

There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.

OK, so where do I begin??? The film kicks off with some sexy cheese shots of cheeses from all types of countries! Literally, who doesn't want to see Swiss cheese in an opening scene of a film boss!!!! Anyway, the main character Jessica was genius, the actress played her SO well as a typical dumb horror movie character, I was Soho impressed. Please giver her an Oscar emirate?!$?! Like who ft is Emma Stone right guys??So in the end, spoilers!!!! Thye all get webbed up my spiders and eating by a man in his mid 300s who also was the same guy from "51 Times I told you, you have cancer!". Literally, he replicated the visual imagery of an Indian/Pakistani mans fave food aka Haleem with Rice!!!! But ya, hopefully u guys liked my first review, ply subscribe to XpenguX and leave a like on my most recent video!! Cya tomorrows guys!

I liked this film for what it was trying to be and what it was. Not what a horror movie should be. If you have friends and enjoy watching b-side horrors, or even just mocking normal films, Then you should appreciate this film. It has a very home-made feel to it for obvious reasons! and although some would accredit this to the poor quality of the film its what makes it what it is. This film was made by a group of friends, for groups of friends. Its not made for movie connoisseurs or critics. Its meant to be lighthearted and playful. In my eyes this is a very low budget prequel to the grindhouse compilation: In the sense that it both mocks and holds upon high the nature of the b-movie (A little less of the latter in this film haha).My summary is just watch it. If not for the subtleties in the acting which clearly portray its casual nature, then for the fact that its very name is "the worst horror movie ever made". If you are focused and watching it and find after half the film you haven't chuckled even once then don't bother with it! It's clearly not for you.

Do I really need to write much? You obviously should know what your getting here. However B-Movie buffs beware, it is not even worth your time as a terrible movie buff to see this. At the end of the credits it is explained the entire movie was made in 8 weeks on a dare. I guess this being made on a dare does explain it some. However, how could it take so long to make? This film is so utterly poor I have no idea how it wasn't slapped together in an afternoon. Defintly a modern day Manos:The Hands of Fate. Its your call as to which is worse. Personally I'd rather smash myself in the face with a hammer then ever even think about this movie again.

This movie is truly the worst of the worst. As bad as it is, it is still a lot of fun and for fans of B cinema, I recommend it. I wish I could give you a description of the story but there really is no story. A lot of what happens is completely random and out of the ordinary. The special effects are worse then you could ever imagine and done like that on purpose. The camera work is... well, hard to describe. The acting is pretty bad and over the top at times, but this just adds to it being the worst movie ever made. The only problem I had with this film was I watched it by myself and without a group of friends this movie will get rather repetitive. Still, this was a lot of fun and it's got my vote. 7/10