Some things I liked some I did not.

In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.

a film so unique, intoxicating and bizarre that it not only demands another viewing, but is also forgivable as a satirical comedy where the jokes eventually take the back seat.

This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

This website won't allow me to rate this film zero out of ten, but zero is the score it deserves. Zero budget, zero talent and zero effort by everyone involved.The zombies don't appear to have any kind of zombie make up at all, which gives you an idea of what the makers of this were thinking. Make something as quickly and cheaply as possible to con the public out of their hard earned cash.Watching this film is like having excrement thrown in your face for an hour and a half. After this garbage like The Reverend doesn't seem so bad.No-one on screen has any acting ability but particular mention must be made of the alcoholic zombie expert priest who studies voodoo. His performance would embarrass Roger Moore. Do something else with your life.We keep being told about the Army killing zombies but we never see them do so as that would cost more than £50 to film.In short, avoid this movie like the zombie plague.

The Zombie King is a strange movie. Its hard to work out who the target audience for the film is. Its too cheaply made and silly for a mainstream audience or family audience to enjoy it.Zombie audiences are unlikely to want to watch a zombie apocalypse movie that features zero gore. Kiterally. Zero gore!Comedy fans won't enjoy it as it isn't funny. It contains, no jokes, no slapstick, nothing that could be considered funny.Furlong and Feldman fans will probably be let down as the two American actors are just brief cameos. The rest of the cast are very bad actors.I was bored watching it and had forgotten about it the next day.

The Zombie King is one of the worst films I have ever watched. There is no plot, no characterisation. Scenes seem to be presented in random order. There is a vast amount of clunky exposition to give the audience details of the scenes that were too expensive to shoot...which is everything that doesn't involve a handful of losers wandering about a field. Furlong appears for about 10 minutes..they play the scenes with his wife several times to make it seem like he's in the film longer. Failedman appears for 5 minutes with what appear to be cornflakes stuck on his face. The bald postman does a bad Clint Eastwood impression. The fat women thinks she is in the Benny Hill Show. The entire cast seem to be reading their lines off a card. Even among this staggering catalogue of incompetence Jon Campling as the alcoholic priest who knows all about voodoo and zombies stands out as a bad actor. He has no idea of how to convince as a drunk or a priest. Special mention must be made of the make-up for the zombies. There is none. The ending is the most shameless rip off of a George Romero film I've ever seen, made even worse by the obvious cheapness and lousy acting.

I Have to say i was disappointed by the lack of gore in this film, as a zombie fan i enjoy watching a full blooded zombie vest... However i soon realized i wasn't watching the regular zombie flick i was used to. This film is very tongue and cheek and does not take its self too serious. (Shaun of the dead style) The comedy is great entertainment value it gave me a good few laughs. The actors were alright... I think there was some brilliant performance and others just okay... unlike other films this one actually had an actual a story. yes its got its flaws but I have no problem recommending this film if you like a giggle... some seriously funny lines.. well done to the writers.