Too many fans seem to be blown away
The Worst Film Ever
everything you have heard about this movie is true.
View MoreI didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.
View MoreAvid surfer Tyler(Brendan Fleming)wants to share his new found waves and invites his brother Colin(Kaiwi Lyman)to come down to Maja Mexico and catch a wave or two. The two haven't seen each other for awhile making Colin very anxious as he gathered a few friends and headed south. Catching some killer waves and enjoying cold beer on the beach sounds too good to be true; taking rugged Mexican back roads to find Tyler's location has the travelers on nerve's end. Colin is sure he has found the right spot, but his brother is no where to be found. Upon searching out the vicinity, piles of what seems animal and human bones are found. Also a campsite is found, where one tent is full of evidence of a massacre. When two of the group search for help, a Mexican couple tells of a curse that includes the undead needing to make human sacrifices. There is a nice topless scene; but the most excitement comes with an attack of beach zombies. Also in the cast: Annica Bejhed, Joleigh Fioravanti, Alex Feldman, Michele Borth and Jon Ada.
View MoreA surfer finds some cool spot in Mexico and calls his cousin Colin to come over. Colin brings two friends along one of whom is a guy called Lucky some sleazy loner loser who always carries a camera with him. His goal for this trip: to film a surf porno. Also along for the ride are Colin's prospective girlfriend Ashley and her superhot friend Rose.During the trip we learn a couple of things about the kids who make some stops in Mexico and nearly get themselves in trouble. Once they arrive, the cousin and his group are gone. Their vehicles, a car and two motorcycles left there in disarray. Rose pretty quickly starts making her moves on Colin much to the annoyance of Ashley. While the guys go surfing, Lucky goes on an expedition filming what he finds along the way. Eventually he encounters a cliff at the bottom of which are dozens of skeletons and corpses. As he flees and turns his camera he catches a glimpse of some person or creature on the horizon. He also finds the camp where Colin's cousin was. Inside a tent he sees a bloody corpse. Strange things start happening as it gets darker and Lucky disappears. The group splits up, Ashley and the other guy go to the closest town to get help and Rose and Colin stay behind to look for/wait for his cousin. At the town the two kids are told the story behind the surf spot and why the locals avoid it and why no tourists come out of there alive. There's a good background story involving the activities of a cult. Eventually the kids meet up again, although not all make it. The remaining ones will confront the attackers known locally as the Jackals.This movie is quite good considering the budget. The sound and music are first rate. The look of the movie not so much- it has a discolored look to it with red/brown being overemphasized. A bizarre choice since it's all about beach and surfing. The acting is good. All characters are believable. Surfers may be fun guys but they are not interesting. The best character is Rose though and actress Joleigh Fioreavanti /Pulsonetti absolutely steals the show. She's hot and sexy and every scene sizzles when she's in it. It's hard to care for any of the remaining characters other than Lucky. The story is good, in particular the background to our creatures/zombies. There isn't much gore or action but the little there is is filmed well. Overall a fun horror movie that's slightly above average thanks to a good production effort and a sensational performance by Joleigh.
View MoreFive young adults head off to Mexico in search of some waves that one of the group's brother said were great down there. But when they get there the brother and his friends are nowhere to be found. They soon clash with demented (possibly demoniacally infected) locals. The acting was serviceable if nothing special, the mere fact that this is a low-budget film, i can ignore that. What I couldn't ignore was the lack of good lighting were a good portion of the movie or the reliance on shaky-cam shots during the action scenes of the film. Or, for that matter, the surprising lack of gore. What we're left with is a somewhat boring travelogue of Mexican scenery for a good part of the movie and inane banter. Skip it and rent "Turistas" or something else better that this movie is akin to.Eye Candy: Joleigh Fioreavanti gets topless Where I saw it: Netflix online view My Grade: D-
View MoreI love horror movies and I watch a lot of them. Therefore, I've come across some really, really bad movies. This isn't one of them but it's not great either.The acting/dialog are for the most part lousy but the story itself isn't a bad one. It keeps you guessing, and therefore interested, for a while and builds the tension pretty well and the payoff is pretty good, not mind blowing or anything but good. The end is kind of disappointing and not exactly clear but it doesn't matter much at that point as the important part of the story has already been told. The direction and camera work has a very raw feel to it which helps add to the creepiness of the mood.Oh, and for the constantly boob-hungry American fans out there living in puritan-land, this one has some, and let me tell you, they're nice.
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