Wow, this is a REALLY bad movie!

Strictly average movie

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.

I have been waiting to watch this movie and finally saw it on pay TV. It, in my opinion, is not a black comedy. It is a drama with a black twist to it. I would urge you to watch it as such and I feel that you will see it for the gem it really is... the complexities of Deano's character contrasted by the simplistic naivety of Nige, and the spiritual depth of Gav.Scenery is so authentic. I have visited the Catlins on numerous occasions and this is the real deal.Am heading back in a few weeks because it made me want to be there again! Minus the hitch hiker in the backseat, of course.

This is a New Zealand comedy which follows Nige played by Bret McKenzie (Flight of the Conchords) and Deano played by Hamish Blake (Hamish & Andy). After a series of unfortunate incidents, Nige finds himself in a terrible predicament when he hits and kills a Norwegian backpacker with his little Ford Laser. He is then forced to turn to his childhood friend Deano for support, but unfortunately Deano has some fairly outlandish techniques, which doesn't exactly make him the most reliable person to call in a crisis. This was quite an unusual film and while it is classified as a comedy, it doesn't have too many 'laugh out loud' moments (or 'lolz' as the kids call it these days). I consider Hamish one of Australia's funniest comedians going around these days, and same with Bret in New Zealand, so I was expecting this movie to be quite hilarious. It had some fairly serious undertones which would almost place it in the dark comedy genre, yet it is still filled with plenty of bogan Aussie and Kiwi humour. Two Little Boys was enjoyable to watch and Bret and Hamish did a great job in their roles. It was the first film or TV show I have seen Hamish actually act in and I hope it opens the door for him to do more. Maaka Pohatu who plays Nige's new best friend in the film was also quite impressive.My Rating: 6/10For more Movie and TV News, Reviews and Rumours go to: www.facebook.com/tvmovienews

I don't know what it was exactly that caused this film to be so derided by general audiences in New Zealand. At worst it was regarded as a miserable failure replete with unappealing, juvenile humor. At best, it was apparently appraised as a disappointment - something of a missed opportunity perhaps.What propels the story forward is Nige's recent decision to leave the flat he had been living in with Deano for 7 years to move in with his workmate Gavin. Gav is a chronic do-gooder who entertains pipe dreams of writing poetry and swimming with the dolphins. He is as endearingly half-witted as all three of them but the fundamental difference is that he can act out of a greater good by his own volition. In other words, he's everything Deano isn't, minus the inborn stupidity.When Nige accidentally runs over a Norwegian backpacker who turns out to be an international soccer star, he panics and throws the corpse into the nearest roadworks manhole. Desperate, panicky, and helplessly stupid Nige turns to Deano in his hour of need. Deano proceeds with shocking enthusiasm to plot a harebrained scheme to get rid of the corpse and get Nige off the hook scot-free. Much like Sarkie's earlier film Scarfies, the ideal of how to manage this criminal situation doesn't match the reality and what ensues is a painful succession of horrifyingly ill-executed attempts to dispose of the body, all of which is very much in the vein of macabre, black humor. Once Gavin is hooked into this chronic misadventure and the incompetent police force get involved, Deano's plan spirals into a violent downward trajectory. In spite of all that, this isn't a film that is ultimately about guilt or morality. Nor does it have anything to do with reality in the strictest sense. It's a platform for black humor and social commentary. The real backbone of this film is Deano's never-ending determination to keep his hopeless, yet ultimately necessary, relationship with Nige intact.I'm not saying this film is a masterpiece. I'm not even saying that the basic concept and storyline is hugely original, by any means. But it does venture into darker, more unpleasant territory in regards to human nature and experience than most film makers, especially in this country, are willing to venture into.Two Little Boys remains doggedly determined throughout to stick with its perverse, unsettling storyline. On top of this, I think that Deano's tragically misguided sense of loyalty and his eventual grappling with his own conscience (however short-lived it may be) becomes strangely touching even if you might feel you have been somewhat bludgeoned into feeling that way.I think this film rose to the status of being well above the average kiwi film for several reasons. For one thing, I think that all members of the cast performed their roles with excellence. I also thought that the cinematography was roundly excellent. Invercargill was captured from all of its most flattering angles (all five of them, at least!) and the eerie silence that echoed through its empty streets effectively conveyed its position as one of the world's most distant outposts. On top of that, I really think the script that was adapted from Duncan Sarkie's novel captured a world, as tiny and as uninteresting as it might be. The same could be said for the dialogue. While it's obviously not the most literary of sources, the crass,juvenile, gruffly toned exchanges between all the characters extended to deeper issues of male repression, hostility and parochial hatred that lingers beneath New Zealand's placid surface. The act of manslaughter and the ease and indifference it was carried out with also had sinister undertones. Right down to the 15 year old prison sentence Deano carries out So far as the acting goes; Mackenzie's Nige is played with both exaggerated slow-wit and a demented, uncontrollable anxiousness that befits the characters child-like fragility at heart. Pohatu's Gav was almost note-perfect in the way he played a character who was at once heart-rendingly innocent and tragically,painfully ill-fitted to the harsher realities of the world. It was Blake in his role as Deano that really stole the show for me though. Within the context of what the film tried to achieve, his down to earth, matey, she'll-be-right persona coupled with his relentlessly ill-conceived sense of loyalty towards Nige was both truly unsettling and painfully frank. As impossible to like as Deano might be, as unforgivable and plain-retarded as his chosen actions might prove, Deano is what gives this film a real sense of pathos. Sure, he befits the basic stereotype of a bullying, arrogant wanna-be Kiwi Alpha Male but this is a character who is ultimately a victim. A victim of his own stupidity and desperation, sure. But Deano befits a wider stereotype nonetheless. The only difference is that he has none of the same power or influence. He is the lame duck, just like the other two, treading water This is all my own interpretation. I could be wildly missing the point. But there's something of a scathing indictment of male identity in New Zealand in this film and that could be one reason for its lack of popularity.At the end of the day, as strange, unsettling, perverse, macabre and twisted as this film might be, it lives up to its title concept very well. Sure, many of Deano's actions might appear sinister and at times they certainly are. But we can't forget that Nige is ultimately complicit in his lies as well. They are two eternally hopeless characters who ineluctably drawn towards one another with a fatal breed of co-dependence. In spite of the horrendous actions they carry out, they return to their child-like bubble with disturbing ease. It's a film about two very, sad desperate characters and Sarkies has succeeded in putting his indelible stamp on yet another film. It's just a shame that the audiences weren't very receptive or appreciative of his film this time around.

I hadn't seen any promotional material or trailers for this film so went in not knowing what to expect. I was thinking it was going to be similar to Eagle vs Shark or Boy. However it turned out to be a very different film, perhaps similar to Boy in that it at first appears light hearted but quickly reveals more serious undertones. This film is far stranger than Boy however, and far more sinister. I don't think it was bad film, but I couldn't call it a good film either really. I wasn't disappointed walking out of the cinema but can't say I was entirely satisfied either. It's just a really strange film. I think casting two comedians in the lead roles possibly wasn't the best way to approach a film like this. More serious actors could possibly have changed the entire tone of the film. Maaka Pohatu was excellent however.I would give it a 6.5 out of 10 but there's no halves, so I will go with a 7 simply because I like when films leave me a little uncertain.