The greatest movie ever made..!

Purely Joyful Movie!

Too much about the plot just didn't add up, the writing was bad, some of the scenes were cringey and awkward,

Clever and entertaining enough to recommend even to members of the 1%

Father and son are alive and well living on an island somewhere creating an "army" of followers while the doctor creates a zombie army. Some guys wonder onto the island, get caught, and are then released to be hunted. A boring film compared to the others. The spine removal scene was different. And was that claymation? Guide: F-word and nudity.

Like any great film-maker embarking on the third part of a trilogy, Andreas Schnaas really knocks things up a notch with Infantry of Doom. Where the first two had just one Karl, Infantry of Doom has both Karl Sr., Karl Jr., and a whole army of Karl wannabees, tin masked but lacking the same imposing menace. Where the first two were almost entirely set in forests, Infantry of Doom takes place on an island which holds hills, swamp and a militia camp as well as forest. And where in the first two every non villain cast member was no more than a faceless meat puppet to be bloodily abused, Infantry of Doom makes a token effort to present some actual characters, with motivation and everything. With all this ambition one could be forgiven for fearing Schnaas has bitten off more than he can chew, but Infantry of Doom is an absolute delight. Huge bodycount, loads of gore and levels of idiocy lingering at the hysterical, classy from start to finish. The dubbing is first noticeable. It has the raucous quality of a drunken slanging match between friends, with constant profanity and barely a minute going by without somebody calling another some combination of retard, bastard, sh!t, f#cker and so on and so forth. And the few minutes not packed with people swearing at each other contain violent death instead, the characters and their behaviour make standard Rob Zombie crews look like aristocracy. The gore stands out even in comparison with the first two films, being considerably more frequent but also a lot less mean spirited. Sure a great array of hooks, knives, spears, cleavers and other sharp objects as well as good old hands and feet get used to behead, dismember, disembowel, flay and more, but its generally done in good fun without such a feel of lingering meanness, tons of fake blood and cheap prosthetics but very much the sort of thing to chuckle at. And since this instalment has a plot of sorts the gore comes across more dynamic as well, unpredictable and even vaguely thrilling. Karl and Karl Jr. (now the Meister and his assistant) get to rise to villainy beyond merely acting as butchers too, fine and imposing antagonists with Karl Jr sporting decent scar make up and his par creepily semi skeletal. As is inevitable things do eventually wear thin and for the most part the pyrotechnic work is just pitiful, the film is thankfully short and definitely limited in its appeal but as far as micro budget amateur trash gore epics go this is just about the most fun I've seen and easily the best of the series, with virtually none of the irritating editing and inept style of the first two and less of the idiocy of the fourth. 8/10 from me, well recommended

This is the third installment in the VS series, the pioneer saga of the German ultra-gore. This is ,by far, the best of the three. Schnaas deliver the goods in this one. Looks like he made all what he always wanted to film in this movie. It have zombies, ninjas, Karl the butcher, Karl JR, Nazis (even a Mengele clone or something like that...) Over the top gore, in very gross variations. This movie from a gore fan for gore fans. I recommend this one, if you are into movies like Story of Ricky, you will love this one, a must see (a must have!) for splatter fans. If you like this one, i also recommend a movie called Sadomaster, that is less famous but its also very cool and similar to this one.8/10 for VS 3

I actually got this movie on DVD as a Christmas present, and although I have to say that it has some of the worst acting, directing, and writing of all time, it was really enjoyable - in a jumbled, visceral sort of way.One of the monologues given by the protagonists early on gives the overall tone of the movie:"The world is full of puke and (bleep). And now a horde of tin-masked (bleep)s are puking in our faces, filled with (bleep)." The first half of this picture is really miserable and pointless - just a bunch of gratuitous murders and dismemberments. Things only begin to get interesting when ninjas show up.That's right, Ninjas.From that point on you get to see some of the slowest Kung Fu ever seen, and the smallest rocket launcher explosions ever dedicated to film. Yeah, I'm really downplaying this - but if you're into B-movies...This is the cream of the crop.