Terrible acting, screenplay and direction.
A lot of perfectly good film show their cards early, establish a unique premise and let the audience explore a topic at a leisurely pace, without much in terms of surprise. this film is not one of those films.
View MoreStory: It's very simple but honestly that is fine.
A clunky actioner with a handful of cool moments.
WARNING FROM SPACE is a rather cheesy and laughable science fiction effort from Japan, in which Earth is attacked by aliens which look like giant starfish (the cheap costumes have to be seen to be believed). In order to cut down on budget, one of the aliens disguises itself as a female singer and it turns out that the aliens aren't bad at all, but rather wishing to help mankind by warning them of an impending meteor strike. The action is made up of the usual disaster set-pieces achieved with miniature effects and guys in suits arguing in official rooms in a bid to make things right. Sadly, the only version I managed to find was a dubbed version with poor picture quality, which lessened my enjoyment somewhat.
View MoreMemorable for most of the very wrong reasons coming from 50's Sci-Fi... but not all of them, because it somehow turned out not as hopelessly inept as I thought it would be. But first off, the alien effects should probably receive an award for "Silliest Monster Design Ever". The aliens are supposed to be giant starfish creatures, but they just look like an actor wrapped around in bed sheets with their arms and legs spread and then the designer just knitted it all together. And they come with a glowing eye-ball (or something) in the middle. And man, you should see them walk, with their legs spread and all... Unbelievable. And you get to see all this in the first 5 minutes of the movie already. So, yeah, you immediately start thinking "Okay, it's gonna be *that* kind of picture...". However, WARNING FROM SPACE indeed might be a goof-fest the size of Tokyo, inexplicably it does turn into a better movie progressively.Though never as good to redeem itself completely. Not by a long shot even.Now the first scene on earth, has an astrologist looking though a telescope at some... white dot in space. Then characters get introduced, all this inter-cut with shots from more astrologists looking through telescopes at strange white dots in outer-space. Then things start really happening. The starfish aliens invade Japan, terrifying the population, causing panic, it's all in the news and papers and after 30 minutes into the movie those scientists are still looking through their telescope at white dots in space without having a clue what's going on outside? First rate chuckles provided.The two main things that make it painfully inept are (aside from the starfish aliens), the dialogue (and how the actors bring that to the screen) and the plot that just can't decide where it wants to go. Strangely, that last aspect is also one of the assets that keeps the movie going, because the focus on the plot just keeps on changing: First there's alien starfish invading Japan, causing terror and fright amongst the people. Then we learn that they are after a scientist's formula, which supposedly is a weapon of mass destruction in development. So the alien starfish are here to heed mankind from our own mistakes, thus preventing the annihilation of our race. They transform a starfish into a human female, modeled after Japans most famous cabaret singer. So there's two of them running around. One's the real one, the other one's an alien, has no fingerprints, jumps about as high as a building during tennis and walks through closed doors and walls. Eventually, she just rips the formula out of the scientists notebook, basically says that it's a bad invention and just disappears through a wall again. And just when it seems the movie is about to end, we learn that a rogue planet "R" is on a collision course with planet earth. Then a group of gangsters (for lack of a better word) is out to steal the scientists formula. I'm guessing by then, Planet "R" is getting mighty close, because giant floods are washing away the city. Then the alien starfishes come up with the plan to use the formula to save the world: Just shoot the weapon in a rocket towards Planet "R" and blow it up. Great! I was shook up all over the place like a milkshake while trying to follow that plot. But it was a fun ride.Like I said, the actors (and the dubbed dialogue) caused me to chuckle quite a bit. The conversations between the starfish aliens are hilarious (just read some of the other user-comments). While in human form, they can also talk with their minds, so no humans can hear them. Now why was that one alien (talking to that famous female alien with his mind powers) whispering then? Whispering??? Like anybody could be eaves-dropping. The sheer stupidity of that scene alone... There's also a lot of laughing going on in WARNING FROM SPACE. Most of the (human) characters just keep on laughing for no reason. Here's an example (scientist is still working and that one guy enters the room):Scientist (looking at his watch): "Hmm... Is it really so late?" That one guy: "For dinner yes, but for supper we're still early. Hahaha!"Scientist: "Hahahaha!" That one guy + Scientist: "Hahaha... Hahahaha... Haha!" I was like "Okay, what's with the laughing? It wasn't that good of a joke." Also imagine every actor speaking English with a Japanese accent, because they have to, since this is a Japanese movie. You just can't take this movie serious on any level, really. And yet they try so hard to be serious.And what's with the Japanese always asking for a Geiger-counter the second they see something strange. There's some slime at the shipping docks discovered, they go: "Geiger counter!". There's a weird light shining on the wall, the scientist goes "Geiger counter!". Spilled some soup? "Geiger counter!" Now I did say the movie gets better, right? Well, what I meant was: it becomes more watchable. There's an occasional crane-shot to be admired. Charming miniatures are being used when the city floods. Some buildings collapse. And not to forget that spectacular morphing scene when a starfish alien transforms into that Japanese female singer. But the silly acting and plot stupidity remains. The ending is marvelous. Planet "R" goes "Booom!", and bunny rabbits crawl out of their holes, turtles go for a swim, birds are singing and children run into their parents arms. And then... they just glued on that morphing scene again, but played it backwards (making it look like the female turns into a starfish again)... and the movie just stops after that. Warped stuff, man. Just warped.
View MoreFrom Daiei Studios, the good folk who unleashed Gamera the Flying Turtle on the world, comes a much earlier tinfoil effort. Warning From Space, released in 1956 to capitalize on the success of Godzilla, has the honor of being the first Japanese space opera film in color. It also features some of the most bizarre out-of-this-world creatures ever witnessed on Schlock Treatment - star creatures from the planet Paira who have giant eyes for belly buttons and look suspiciously like a cross between Tellytubbies and the KKK.Their spaceship hovers over Tokyo, creating mass hysteria and the usual cries of denial from the stuffed shirts in the government. After frightening a few geishas, the star creatures decide to "transmute" into a more pleasing form to the human eye. And so as to not attract undue attention, the lead alien morphs into the most famous female singer in Japan, appears at a country club doing ten-foot volleys on the tennis court, and walks through walls in front of crowded rooms.Her message is simple - Earth is on a collision course with the renegade Planet R and, as Planet Paira is dependent on the Earth's gravitational pull, the fate of both planets are at stake. Dr Kamura's plan is to use the earth's stock of H-bombs to blast the planet out of existence, but the rest of the world won't listen, and as Planet R dwarfs the Earth in its shadow, earthquakes and tidal waves split Japan in two. It's a perfect picture postcard of post-war angst: barely 10 years after Hiroshima and the Japanese population are running from air sirens into bomb shelters while their country is flattened by outside forces.Interestingly, the A-bomb is seen as the potential savior of Japan - or maybe that's something the American dubbing studio lost in the translation. And speaking of the dubbing, why do half of the characters sound American, and the other half are straight out of Monkey Magic? Still, it's an interesting, uniquely Japanese manifestation of Cold War paranoia, with a very cool backdrop of 1950s Tokyo. Remember to keep your eyes on the stars as we prepare for the imminent destruction of the Earth - AGAIN - with the 1956 Warning From Space.
View MoreI am generally a fan of B-grade and even Z-grade sci-fi, but I should have stuck with my gut feeling on this one. I bought it as part of a four-movies-on-one-disc DVD at Walmart, and my gut told me not to because these movies were in "color", almost always a bad sign with dollar dvds. Furthermore, sci-fi from the 1950s generally does NOT work in color, even if the print is passable. Movies about aliens should be in black & white, IMO, because it gives a better feel for the time in which they were made. Even so, I could forgive a bad print, color or B&W, if there was something redeemable about the film. I don't ask for much in my dollar dvds, just some requisite cheesiness at the very least, and an end-of-the-world scenario that is suitably terrifying.This movie, I am sorry to report, has none of that. It is just plain rotten on all fronts, and the doomsday scare consists of a guy staring through a telescope at a planet that approaches Earth, giving reports as it closes in."Warning From Space" has nothing to recommend it whatsoever, and if it were not for the hottie who walks through walls and dematerializes herself, I would not have made it through the film.This one makes "Plan 9 From Outer Space" look like it was directed by Tarkovsky.
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