Lack of good storyline.

Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.

In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.

This is a dark and sometimes deeply uncomfortable drama

"Water" is a very nice satire of international politics and the battle for resources - and no doubt heavily aiming at the 1983 Grenada crisis. But it is not one of those overly-eager satires that looses story and comedy over trying to make a point. It is a funny, enjoyable film.-There are, unfortunately, obvious weaknesses, which have to be mentioned: * the film did not, all in all, age that well, compared to other films - it is very much a 1980s film. * Caine and Connolly aside, most of the other characters are neglectable - either because of mediocre acting, or because of mediocre writing. * I personally don't count the guest appearance of several rock musicians as a plus, because I don't care for them - but if you like that sort of thing... - the "rock concert scene" is, however, one of the most annoying scenes in the film, as it doesn't move the story forward one inch, but does instead break the flow/momentum of the film.-Apart from being a funny film, and an excellent satire (mainly for its keen observation of reality), the films fortes are easily summed up: Caine, Caine, Connolly, and Caine.If you are, like me, a fan of Michael Caine's comedy work, go see this film, but be advised that "Without a Clue" is by far superior and unlike "Water" hasn't aged a day.If, apart from that, you are also interested in political satire, you should definitely see this film. If, moreover, you are particularly interested in the Grenada crisis, you HAVE TO see this film - but make sure to also see the "Yes Prime Minister" episode "A Victory for Democracy".

Water is one of those movies I'm grateful my Dad took me to see. Since it lasted, I believe, less than two weeks in theaters, I wasn't going to get another chance for a long time. Water does a wonderful job of skewering the Big Powers; the U.S.; Britain; Russia; and France. The colonial nature of these empires forms the basis for a hysterical skirmish over water rights on a barely survivable Caribbean island. The film's executive producer was none other than George Harrison. Not surprisingly, the music from the film is fantastic, although no soundtrack album is available that I am aware of. The luminaries drawn to the movie's witty script included musicians Ringo Starr, John Lord, Eric Clapton and others, and the cast includes Michael Caine, J.J. Walker, and Billy Connelly (the latter two in their best roles, I believe). Unfortunately, most of the humour requires knowledge of international and colonial politics, without which the film is (pardon the pun) dry.

This film is a very funny political satire, with many well-aimed (even though, at times, rather too obvious) digs at the politics (and politicians) of the 80's. Although it is not in the league of Dr.Strangelove in terms of satiric black humour, it doesn't really try to be. The jokes are at times hilarious, and in most cases delightful in an old-fashioned comedy way. It is a lot looser in its structure and has a very easygoing pace that helps the satire along. Most of the political satire works even today (which makes one think if things have changed all that much in the past 15 years). Both Michael Caine and Billy Connolly are very funny, while being supported by a cast of relatively unknown but excellent comic actors. All in all, it was a very satisfying comedy that had me laughing out loud in almost every scene.

I thought this movie actually had some very funny and memorable lines...The characters are so stereotyped that they have all become characatures...from the French Commandos on the beach who when they are breaking out their emergency rations are having the menu read to them by a Sergent who informs them that it will be "accompanied by an unpretentious St Emillion which will amuse even the most cynical palate"...the American Colonel who can't see the target for the Limbo dancers...when the guerilla mets the oil man he calls him a "Yankee capitalist imperialist...of Houston Texas", says the oil man extending his hand.It was produced by George Harrison and has Ringo Starr, Eric Clapton and a lot of other name musicians involved in the soundtrack. It has a nice way to spend an hour and a half. No it has no deep hidden meaning nor will it change your life or make a social statement...but then I watch movies as a bit of escapism...this is one I sought out to own and when it comes out on DVD will buy it in that format as well.