Memorable, crazy movie

There is just so much movie here. For some it may be too much. But in the same secretly sarcastic way most telemarketers say the phrase, the title of this one is particularly apt.

Blistering performances.

Yes, absolutely, there is fun to be had, as well as many, many things to go boom, all amid an atmospheric urban jungle.

Hello terribly duped public! My name is Chris and I was Randy in the hellish nightmare that was Zombies Gone Wild. First of all, let me apologize on behalf of Gary Roberts or "GR", the "Coen" brothers and the entirety of Westlake Entertainment, because they will never do it themselves. The year was 2006 and my roommate and I (Dave Competello) were scouring the earth for acting jobs when we found a movie that was to start filming immediately. We jumped on board and went to a reading in Chatsworth, (gulp). Here we read from terribly written sides, trying to land awful dick and fart jokes amidst improper sentence structures and atrocious spelling. Sentences would often begin with one train of thought and end with something completely different. We did our best to fight through it and wouldn't you know it, WE GOT THE PARTS! We began filming the next day and it was then that we realized, there was no script at all. Every day the director would come to us with pages he had written that night or that morning, complete with incoherence, and expect us to memorize and deliver it verbatim. The petty cash they paid us for those two months was barely enough to live on. They had no production, no script, no intentions. In short, PLEASE PLEASE do not buy this video. It is a waste of your time and the terrible people behind it (the fool in black face), do not deserve a penny of your money.

A couple of my friends made me watch this to torture me over making them watch Stink of the Flesh.This movie made Stink of the Flesh seem like one of the top ten horror movies in existence.I had to fast forward through much of this, and after I removed it from my DVD player, I promptly broke the disk in two, and made them march it out of my house.It is that bad. IMDb is making me write more, so here goes;SAVE YOURSELF, DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. I cannot stress enough how bad this movie is. And I sat through the Dark Backward, so I know I can sit through an awful movie.

DO NOT RENT THIS DVD.Under no circumstances.It's like a drunk with a 53 IQ and a cheap video camera had a slow afternoon and decided to make a movie.There's no way anyone involved with this production will ever appear in another role.The worst thing about this is that everything I have written so far can't even come close to how bad this is.IMDb really needs to give us negative numbers as an option for movies this bad- or the chance to toilet paper the trailer of the producer and director.

This movie was bad, I realized that after watching this film (if you can even call it that) for nearly an hour and a half, nothing had happened. I mean I'm no Spielberg, but I have no doubt in my mind that I could make a better film than this in several hours. Though they tried to be funny, they're use of childish racial slurs and fart jokes simply got old after about the first 30 seconds. The "Cohens" should have saved their money and went to film school instead of trying to fool people into believing they were decent film makers like the Coens. If they read this I hope they get the point and decide to do something much more productive with their lives like raising alpacas.