This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.

It really made me laugh, but for some moments I was tearing up because I could relate so much.

Blistering performances.

Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

A couple of my friends made me watch this to torture me over making them watch Stink of the Flesh.This movie made Stink of the Flesh seem like one of the top ten horror movies in existence.I had to fast forward through much of this, and after I removed it from my DVD player, I promptly broke the disk in two, and made them march it out of my house.It is that bad. IMDb is making me write more, so here goes;SAVE YOURSELF, DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. I cannot stress enough how bad this movie is. And I sat through the Dark Backward, so I know I can sit through an awful movie.

By far the worst movie I've ever seen. That goes for story, filming, actors as well as the set. So don't bother and buy or rent this one but buy a beer or two, you'll have much more fun. I'll bet the budget was so low you couldn't even bring your date from it to MacDonalds.There's absolutely nothing scary in this movie and if it was made to be funny then they also failed on that one.If you still are going to watch this film you experience a home movie quality where every scene will take at least 5 to 10 minutes (way too long) before the next scene starts.You remember when you tried your very first camera? Exactly!Reg, Ed

First of all, I need to enter my personal disclaimer--I only watched this movie because I am on a quest to watch every zombie movie possible, good or bad. And believe me, this was bad. Not because it's "not intended for the politically correct"--I can deal with that. It's because my definition of humor extends past the bathroom, whereas this movie's humor almost literally STARTS there. Too much time is wasted on unfunny dialogue, and there's not even enough scene cuts to make it interesting. The "offensive" humor would have worked if it was remotely funny. Most of it involved various bodily functions and watching them in action. Someone said this was supposed to be "Girls Gone Wild" with zombies. On the one hand, the zombies don't show up until well after an hour of the aforementioned dialogues, and on the other, guys looking to spot some female nudity of any kind are in for a serious disappointment. As a "zombie purist", I got a big problem with gorgeous women who are normal by day, and turn into zombies (that can carry on dialogue) at night--and then they stay zombies for the rest of the film. Speaking of film, where did these people learn how to do it? I was puzzled as the outdoor scenes went from morning to dusk in less than 5 minutes, then broad daylight, then nighttime, then morning again. And the ending is one of the cheapest cop-outs I have EVER seen in ANY film, although it did provide a few genuine laughs. And don't let the "cover art" fool you--the hottie and the sword never meet. All in all, there's not a shred of truth in any advertising of this movie. Avoid at all costs, unless you like wasting time and money.

Starting out, I didn't expect any for of Oscar worthy film, as I'm sure no one else was before watching this film. That being said, there seemed to be no direction at all. Scenes jumped, there seemed to be no story line, other than the quest to get laid and avoiding the 'zombies'. The acting was horrible and characters didn't stay in character. There is no ending whatsoever. The jokes consisted of a not so well placed soundboard fart, along with the other soundboard action sounds. The 'zombies' were more like vampires able to walk in the day and a bit uglier. Most of the scenes were in horrible locations. I can go on, but I'm a bit tired and I'm sure you get the point.Don't even watch this film if all you want is a couple of boob shots, b/c they aren't there. One shot of breasts in black & white in a dream sequence. So get your kicks somewhere else.So in conclusion, horrible acting, no good jokes, no storyline, no ending, and basically no boob. This film has nothing really. The only thing that was alright in this movie was Giselle Lopez (Sue) before the "zombification". She was quite attractive. I'm sure it was fun to make, but not to watch....sorry everyone involved.