Jessie
Jessie
TV-G | 30 September 2011 (USA)

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    FeistyUpper

    If you don't like this, we can't be friends.

    Smartorhypo

    Highly Overrated But Still Good

    InformationRap

    This is one of the few movies I've ever seen where the whole audience broke into spontaneous, loud applause a third of the way in.

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    Bob

    This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

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    avadias-42785

    This show is very entertaining but why? It's not because of good writing, or good acting, or even a realistic story and set. It's because it is so fake and stereotypical.The characters in this show are all extremely stereotypical. Emma is shown as a very shallow and dumb highschool girl. She gets involved in pointless drama and is obsessed with being popular. Luke is probably the least stereotypical character, but he is still shown as a careless, smelly, dumb, middle school child. Ravi is shown as a genius child that is socially awkward. He is from India, and all of the other kids are constantly making fun of him for his traditions. Zuri is the youngest child, and she is shown as a careless, irresponsible girl that is always trying to skip school.If the kids sound bad, Jessie and the butler Bertem are even worse. Bertrem was hired to clean the house but he is extremely lazy and makes other people do his work for him. Jessie is just as lazy as Bertrem and she can't discipline the kids at all. She is more interested in getting a boyfriend and an acting job than she is in the kids.The kids' parents are almost never around, so the kids don't have any type of schedule or discipline system. They get away with whatever they want, and they are complete brats. They are disrespectful to adults, and they are mean and rude to their so called friends.This show has a terrible storyline and it's completely unfunny. It's so stereotypical and dramatic/fake. Unfortunately, it's so entertaining for so many (including me) because of those reasons.

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    bhassen

    Out of 100 episodes, I probably enjoyed about 25 watching the series now that I'm older. The reason I'm rewatching the series is because my brother is now watching it, and I see now that the humor was just so juvenile. In contrast, a lot of the humor is inappropriate sexual innuendo to appeal to parents. The stereotypes are horrible, with the smart Indian kid, sassy black girl, dumb blonde girl, gross white boy, and the two adults who get no respect. Also, Jessie's dialogue is so cringey. They seem to put a laugh track every time one of the kids highlights one of the flaws in the adults (like how Jessie is lonely). They make some shitty joke about a serious topic and slap a laugh track. Example:Kid: You're lonely and a loser and you can't get a boyfriendLAUGH TRACKJessie: I'm gonna go cry nowLAUGH TRACK

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    tlayton06

    All the shows and movies that are created today get no credit. If it doesn't have drugs sex and rock in roll in it then your not interested. If you simply don't like it then its automatically bad for you and for everyone else. Well i don't want anyone speaking for me. When it comes down to not like the characters for the way they are in the movies and TV shows everyone gets them confused with the actual actor. Im sorry don't remember them all having the ability to become more than one person at a time. Only through their acting is this done. I do believe that they are all laughing all the way to the bank whether or not you like them or not. Since when did we all become producers of movies and TV. This constant basting the characters and the shows is the reason they don't last as long as they should. One one gives anything a good try anymore. You don't finish watching or watch movie just cause your curious. A lot of people don't finish watching a TV series because they it doesn't meet your standards of how people or children should act. YOU CANT PLEASE EVERYONE. EVERYONE KEEPS IT UP ALL WE ARE GOING TO HAVE ARE REALILTY SHOWS THAT NOW ONE WANTS TO WATCH. THE ONLY THING WE WILL BE ABLE TO DO IS WATCH OLD MOVIES AND SHOWS AND WONDER WHY THEY Don't MAKE THEM ANYMORE.

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    josiew2

    This is the worst show I've seen and trust me I've seen bad ones. Oh I hate these crummy characters.Jessie: so annoying. I mean get a life. You're not gonna become famous and the whole " I'm a military chick" act is not funny and it's cliché. She can't control the kids and Morgan and Christina should fire her. Plus Debby Ryan is the worst Disney actress in history and her hair is annoying and she's not pretty people OK?!Zuri: what a jerk! She is lazy, rude, selfish, not funny, unnecessary, and just makes me want to scream. The whole sassy backbreaking " I'm tough and black" vibe is just sickening. It doesn't work. I hope this girl falls in a pit of vipers. Ravi: he's OK. Like the accent is so darn fake and I hate the " I'm Indian and you're all idiots" thing is getting old, but I like how he's smart and gets bullied instead of bullying. Luke: hatred of him is essential. Like he is vomit inducing. The kid hits on girls in a vulgar disgusting manner and doesn't do any work, yet thinks he's all that. Go die in a hole or I'll do it rather than watch Luke do his " hi I'm a bully but I hit on girls rudely so like me" mannerisms. Emma: what the heck is wrong with this childs brain y'all? She's so mega stupid and cares about nothing except clothes, lip gloss, and her own wants. Like get a life and go through therapy to gain a few brain cells. Her whole act of " I'm pretty so don't care that I'm an idiot" is awful. Overall, this show stinks of stereotypes, ugliness, bad acting, rude scripts, bad manners, idiocy, lazy meanies, and gross punch lines. It depends on hoping kids are as brain dead as the characters. Not a chance Disney. Not a chance

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