Very disappointing...

Fantastic!

An Exercise In Nonsense

I didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.

Cat (Ariana Grande) was very entertaining, quirky and admirable! She turns a mediocre show into a great show, despite the under par performances of her co-star, Jennette McCurdy. Jennette McCurdy may devour a rather large male genitalia. In my opinion, her acting and attitude can use much needed revitalisation. My apologies for the bias statements, however, I very much dislike Miss McCurdy.Goomer (Zoran Korach) provided quite excellent humour due to his stupidity and lack of thinking. Dice (Cameron Ocasio) was a favourable personality and put in decent performances throughout the series.Nona (Maree Cheatham) was an unnecessary character and did not have a true purpose in the show.Overall, the show was excellent solely due to the heroics of Ariana Grande. I give the show 10 out of 10 stars.

Spinning off from the unfunny Henry Danger and the moderately amusing Victorious is the new sitcom from the creators of various rubbish TV shows with the humor level of toddlers. Not a single episode made me laugh at all, or even crack a smile. All the humor is fart jokes, characters playing dumb, or insults towards the characters physical features.Sam is a potential sociopath, and Cat is borderline autistic. Her voice made me want to die. Goomer or whatever his name is appears to be either a pedophile or severely mentally retarded. And the little kid is disturbing on many levels. I hate this show, for helping make the children of the world dumber. Never watch this show. Ever.1/10

So it turns out there's a sizable base of fans who couldn't bear to see iCarly or Victorious go away; hence the televised train wreck that is Sam & Cat. This show reeks of laziness--just one cookie-cutter plot or joke after another, mostly ripped from Dan Schneider's earlier shows. Kids may cackle at getting his "in-jokes," but adults will wonder who's even meant to be impressed by turning Silence of the Lambs into a slapstick. Childlike physical humor is crossed with bosom jokes and 50-year-old pop culture references, leaving a mangled mess that's ideal for nobody. Spencer is replaced with Goomer, a deranged man-child whose acting varies from creepy to imbecilic. Freddie is now Dice, a graduate of the Josh Peck School of Acting who shouts every line at maximum volume with no regard for what tone was intended. The only jokes delivered to this verbal punching bag are about his hair, yet somehow he's filler for half of each episode. The remainder is covered by Sam and Cat, each eerily old with the latter shrilling like a Bee Gee on every line and the former delivering her one-note sarcasm ad nauseum. The laugh track roars profusely enough to wake somebody from a coma, and somehow the psychopaths the titular characters babysit are even more irksome than the stars themselves. This show began with one of its actors falling into a garbage truck; frankly, it should've stayed there.

Sam and Cat is an amazing show. Why? First of all, what is it about? Sam from iCarly and Cat from Victorious meeting each other, becoming roommates and starting a babysitting service. And why is this funny? Their personalities are so different, that they always bounce around and get tied in a knot of humor. The plot never gets old (okay, maybe SOMETIMES), and the kids they babysit are hilarious. But there are some bad things. Sometimes, the kids they babysit can be very annoying and naughty. Secondly, Cat's voice sometimes makes me want to never hear anything again. Yet that barely happens. Go on, watch, enjoy, and bring on season 2, Nick! Please note that this is just an opinion, so it's okay if you like it or not. I give it a 9/10.