Terrible acting, screenplay and direction.

Just so...so bad

Fantastic!

This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.

You wake up at 9.00 on a Saturday morning, get yourself a hot drink, and sit down willing yourself to wake up. There's that, or having three brilliant hours of unique humour and entertainment from Tim, Helen and the gang as they entertain Footballers and Musicians alike. The humour isn't exactly trying and is such so that a teenager and his parents are all able to enjoy watching this. With the Soccerrettes, the Penalty Shoot-outs, the interviews, the out-takes of the footballing world and a show of skill, this is a great recipe for an early Saturday show to mong into. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! easy! easy! easy! YOU SHUT UP! easy! easy! easy!

Soccer am is by far the greatest TV programme ever. Every week it gets funnier, the main gags, topless weather, etc... All these things make soccer am what it is. But the man who i personally think makes the show brilliant is Sheephead (Joe Worsley), you thought Lovejoy was a legend, well this guy is a much bigger legend. He is probably the funniest on the show, doing both 'Topless weather' and the main gags, and he also uses the same line every week on the main gag and i never get tired of hearing it, the line is "anyway got to make a stop off in Russia.....so Moscow". The best main gag ever was probably last season, when the 'Crash test dummies' arrived, that was absolutely hilarious, i was absolutely splitting my sides with laughter. But what run that close was the 'Austrailian rules football' where Sheephead and Fenners were dressed up in Aussie rules football gear, that was hilarious because Lovejoy got smacked right across the head by fenners, it wasn't intentional but it was funny. And another hilarious thing that has happened to Lovejoy on the show was when he was being big headed in front of the soccerette saying "im to sexy for my crew" so someone kicked a football right where the sun doesn't shine. So you see its things like this that have made Soccer AM such a successful show, and thats just a little taster of the hundreds of things that have happened on this legendary show

This has been going for over 10 years now, and is still the one and only football show that counts. Tim and Helen have the best rapport you could ever see with their constant sniping at one another's football team, but never being offencive.I try to catch this show every weekend, and if you are a soccer fan, you should too. There are guest musicians, great running series' within the show, any star footballer that is injured will normally be guesting that week, and then there's the comedy which is non-stop and very slapstick at times.If you are not a fan of football, there are worse places than this to try and become a fan. If you are a fan of football, you will watch this religiously. Helen is really fit too which definitely adds the appeal for the male audience. Give it a go...you might like it!!!

This is the best Tv show around for football. Showing all the goals from all the games in England, plus goals from other countries such as Germany, Italy and Spain. Funny and embarrassing moments that viewers have spotted at football grounds. The show is non stop funny, and if you like football (soccer for our American friends) then I strongly suggest you watch this show.