i know i wasted 90 mins of my life.

Don't listen to the negative reviews

It's not great by any means, but it's a pretty good movie that didn't leave me filled with regret for investing time in it.

Great movie. Not sure what people expected but I found it highly entertaining.

Tiswas was a slapstick show with kid friendly features like cartoons, pop music and a little bit of public information for kids to satisfy IBA regulations( most people yawned through these bits), but what it is mostly remembered for is its custard pie throwing, mad sketches, The Cage and The Dying Fly Dance.More than competently hosted by Chris Tarrant, who later went on to much greater things, and " The Lovely " Sally James, Tiswas was responsible for giving big breaks to Brummie comedians Jasper Carrott, who invented The Dying Fly Dance, and to Lenny Henry, whose send ups of Trevor Macdonald( Trevor Macdoughnut) and David Bellamy ( " gwapple me grapefwuits, Kwis") were hilarious. Rather like The Stig, no one knew who The Phantom Flan Flinger was, a caped figure who shoved custard pies in people's faces, until it was revealed after the show finished it was a taxi driver from Solihull.In deadly competition to Tiswas was Swap Shop on BBC 1. While not a bad show, with Noel Edmonds in charge, like most BBC kids shows, it had the need to fill the show up with slow, boring phone ins involving people like Margaret Thatcher and educational features hosted by John Craven. ( Custard pies and dying fly dances were notable by their absence). When my local ITV region decided to show Tiswas, most kids defected from Swap Shop as it was seen as stuffy and middle class and lacking in laughs. Indeed in the late seventies you were either a Tiswas or a Swap Shop kid, and by 1980, when Tiswas was at its peak, most kids were Tiswas, leading Chris Tarrant to comment that Noel Edmonds would soon be out of work.It couldn't last, sadly. In the spring of 1981 Chris Tarrant, Lenny Henry and John Gorman, who provided most of the musical pieces, announced they were leaving to create an adult version of Tiswas. This left Sally James to battle on with a well below par final series and when ATV became Central, the budget was slashed, most of the mayhem was taken out, ratings slumped and the show was cancelled in April 1982.Which brings me to the much maligned adult version of Tiswas, OTT, which was shown in early 1982. Yes the balloon dance was embarrassing, some of the sketches were crass, and Chris Tarrant swore too much, but in other respects it was quite amusing and sketches such as violent tennis, the Jehovahs Witnesses and a send up of That's Life were as good as anything on Not The Nine O CLock News. Also 7 million viewers seemed to like OTT, but rather like Tiswas itself, the IBA and Central couldn't wait to cancel it and got their wish around the same time the real thing was cancelled.However, for those of us of a certain age, the words Today is Saturday, Wear A Smile, always mean a certain two hours of mayhem every Saturday morning.

And it was too! With classic features such as flan your folks, compost corner, the dying fly "there's people lying on their backs kicking their arms and feet in the air!", Matthew butlers legendary rendition of bright eyes, the bucket of water song and a fabulous theme tune Saturday certainly was tiswas day.Presented in a very loose style by Chris Tarrant, Sally James, Lenny Henry, Bob Carolgees (with spit the dog and the largely hated cough the cat), John Gorman and many more the show largely consisted of utter chaos and stupidity (which was the shows strength) bought to you in a well organised chaos sort of way. Characters such as Trevor McDoughnut, Clive 'the wizard' Webb and many others were present to give the show its mad edge. The shows main strength is that nobody seemed to know what was happening and nobody seemed to care as long as they were having fun.A classic moment came in about 1980 when Sally James doing one of her tricks decided to do the walk through a postcard trick. Chris Tarrant who was sat next to her went into a hilarious tirade starting with "A POSTCARD! Its a postcard everybody! Its a trick with a postcard in YEAAAHHH!" and ending with him having run an entire lap of the studio (even the broadcasting galleries) Before exclaiming "no wonder Noel Edmonds is out of work!" before sally completed her trick. This and many other things are what makes tiswas my no1 programme of all time and its probably made me the person I am today (Oh god!).According to a recent t.v programme there were 372 tiswas episodes made but only 12! still exist in the Atv/Central archive. Criminal!THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT! Tiswas the best of is now available on network video!Weblink: www.tiswasonline.com is actually partly run by Matthew lewis (a.k.a butler) and is very good.

Tiswas is without a doubt one of the greatest ever children's TV show ever made! It was an absolute treat to watch when I was a kid & after recently seeing the 'Best Of' DVD which I purchased, it is still hilariously funny! I badly wanted to be put into the cage & have buckets of water thrown over me every week, but I never managed to get on the show (I even tried getting on via Jim'll Fix It!). The show itself was total nonsense. No real purpose at all; just lots of people doing very stupid things & getting extremely soaked by many things including, water, custard, semolina & baked beans, but the main one was the Phantom Flan Flinger who got the lucky job of throwing custard pies into the faces of many a big celebrity every week. Classic scene for me was when Lenny Henry was reading the news as Trevor McDougal (pretending to be the legend, Trevor McDonald) & then the main man himself walked out with Lenny Henry knowing nothing about it! While many of today's youngsters may not find this funny at all, Tiswas was, without a doubt, one of the best ever children's shows on TV. Had it not been done, a lot of the stuff we see today may not have been brought into existence. A MUST SEE for anyone that remembers the show but look out, that Phantom Flan Flinger may still be around, so be careful......!!10/10 classic stuff

When I was at junior school in tne 70's the kids at the front of the class watched swap shop and blue peter, and the kids at the back of the class watched tiswas and magpie. Tiswas was far too good for kids on a saturday morning, a lot of it was beyond us. I always remember my dad used to sit with me and my sisters laughing more than we were. In the early eighties they tried to do an adult version called O.T.T, it was awful. Why make an adult version when the kids' version had the adults laughing more than the kids. I occasionally see kids t.v on a saturday morning, how much happier they'd be if they had the phantom flan flinger and Algernon Razzmatazz.