That was an excellent one.

I am only giving this movie a 1 for the great cast, though I can't imagine what any of them were thinking. This movie was horrible

The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

Each character in this movie — down to the smallest one — is an individual rather than a type, prone to spontaneous changes of mood and sometimes amusing outbursts of pettiness or ill humor.

'Virtual Murder' crept into the B.B.C.-1 schedules in the summer of 1992 where, unsurprisingly, it went unnoticed. A brave attempt to do an offbeat mystery series in the manner of 'The Avengers', it starred the late Nicholas Clay as Dr.John Cornelius, a brilliant professor who specialises in investigating baffling crimes ( such as someone using a sonic device to melt great works of art, or a man dressed as Santa dumping a skeleton in a police station ), assisted by glamorous Samantha Valentine ( Kim Thomson ). Cornelius got through six cases before the B.B.C. called time. Its cancellation was a great shame; Clay and Thomson had sexual chemistry, the scripts were clever ( Philip Martin of 'Gangsters' fame wrote one: 'Meltdown To Murder' ) and guest-stars included Bernard Bresslaw, Julian Clary, Hywel Bennett, Richard Todd, and Tony Robinson. 'A Torch For Silverado' featured the late Jon Pertwee in his last television role. To add insult to injury, this fine show has yet to appear on U.K. Gold, much less D.V.D.

I am - perhaps - the wrong man to write this review, as I am the biggest fan of "Virtual Murder" that there ever was; if you are currently in a hurry and just want to know if I think this is a good series then the answer is a categorical "YES!" What more can a man want? Except, perhaps, Samantha Valentine.See, for those of you who are still here, I am going to use this review slot as a touch more than just saying what is good and bad about "Virtual Murder". I turned 15 when "Virtual Murder" was on TV (between episodes 5 and 6, actually) and it represents a very formative influence in my life. I only realised quite how formative when I watched these episodes again."Virtual Murder" is - quite simply - the finest piece of "telefantasy" to be produced by the BBC ever. While the episodes do lack a certain slick, professional quality to them, that is more a product of the time these were made rather than anything else. They have often been compared to "The Avengers" - and you can see how that might work. They have a delightful surrealism about them, some wonderful off-the-wall humour and moments which are just - quite simply - insane.But "Virtual Murder" remains very much its own series - it was a bold experiment in telefantasy which - sadly - was never continued. The chemistry between the two lead actors (Clay and Thomson) was superb and quite believable. The relationship between the two lead characters (Cornelius and Valentine) was wonderfully mature, in a charmingly childish way. They are lovers in every sense of the word (and the sexual nature of the relationship - while never demonstrated - is never glossed over) and go about it in a far more mature and adult way than most of the characters we see now on TV and films; their arguments (what few they had) were resolved quickly and sensibly. It is a pleasure to see people who can handle their own affairs - quite literally! Yet, there is a delightful sense of fun and mischief in both of the characters. The series is worth watching just for them.But there is more to it than that - the surreal writing, directing and scripting is a delight and really supports the odd, quirky environment that was being created. You really feel as if these events (which are - universally - bizarre!) could reasonably happen in this world, separated from our own by the width of a shadow."Virtual Murder" - its style, its leads, its actors and just generally "it" - has influenced me terribly. I am, without a hint of exaggeration, who I am today because of this TV series. It sounds insane, but it is true - it was the first art form that impacted on me like that. My writing style owes a lot to it, my definition of humour owes a lot to it and - believe it or not - my definition of what a relationship should be owes a lot to it.You lot now think I am mad. But, then again, you might be mad too - you might have seen this series when you were younger and want to watch it again.It is as good as you remember. There are places where you can buy a copy of it . . . . sshh!