Excellent adaptation.

This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

This movie tries so hard to be funny, yet it falls flat every time. Just another example of recycled ideas repackaged with women in an attempt to appeal to a certain audience.

There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.

I thought the opening scene was a joke, maybe a spoof of what was to come. But, no, it was real and an introduction to the editing and acting that was to come for the next 80 minutes. The acting was bad, the cast was confusing, and at times, I found myself thinking, "Why am I watching a movie about haunted lumber?" But, overall, I was impressed that iMovie didn't crash and burn from the editor's abuse of sound effects. Starring: A dad who likes drinking vodka without ANY chasers. A true alcoholic. A thirty year old woman who tries her best to portray a sixteen year old girl. *Insert random modeling gig in the middle of the woods here* The girl's boyfriend? Friend? Character that exists because the director thought he was hot? A random thief who messed with the wrong haunted lumber. A priest who I had to make sure wasn't Paul McCartney's son. And Dollar Store Demon- the costume designer for this film was snubbed by the Oscar's.Bonus points: Demon dolls that show up out of nowhere toward the end of the film and are never explained. The great cinema achievement of CGI Bees. Obviously this film isn't great, and if I hadn't been sick, I would have never come across it on Amazon Prime. It is terrible, but it's hilarious. 1/10 movie, for sure. Probably doesn't deserve a star, to be quite honest. But, if you remove the haunted stick up yer bum, then it's a great movie to watch while you're sick and on sleeping meds.

Ummmm.... is this legal? Can this be called a "movie"? Uhhhh so bad I guess it was good. We laughed harder at this than most comedies. This is a whole new genre; "Comorror". Good job for making the worst movie ever! If you are on mushrooms, this might be a good bet for a hilarious good time! ;) -3 stars

Amityville Exorcism (2017) * (out of 4)A man brutally murders three members of his family with a hammer. Flash-forward to Amy (Marie DeLorenzo) and her alcoholic father moving into a home in Amityville. Pretty soon Amy begins to witness some strange things and Father Benna begins to think there's a connection to the murders.AMITYVILLE EXORCISM is yet another cheap rip-off that uses the "Amityville" name to try and cash in on the popular book and film series. It's amazing how many of these movies are out there as they've pretty much became a sub-genre all on their own. This one here, as the title clearly gives away, is an attempt to add demonic possession to the story-line.In fact, there's very little here that connects this to the actual Amityville house. The plot here has the current owner's living in a separate house but the maniac with the hammer took lumber out of the Amityville house and put into theirs. Just about the only good thing I can say about this is that it at least looks like a professional movie as the director at least managed to make a film without countless errors. It looks like an actual film, which is something a lot of recent low-budget horror films can't say.As far as the rest goes, there's really not too much here to recommend for a number of reasons. The story is just downright weak. There's one memorable gore scene but that's about it. The performances are mostly bad and I also had a hard time believing that the lead actress was a teen living with her father. She looked way too old for this and you could say that this happens in most horror movies. That's true but here it was almost laughable at them trying to pass her off as a teen.AMITYVILLE EXORCISM is a pretty lousy movie that's sadly not bad enough to where you could get some cheap laughs out of it. The movie is pretty bland from start to finish and it's pretty bad even for this series.

To begin with, the Amityville horror movies were not always the best. Far from it, really. However, this movie: with its horrible costumes: irritating "jumpscares": and lifeless actors, takes the f***ing cake. The intro itself should warn you that this movie is poorly made. I felt like I was watching a documentary with the film's terrible camera direction, I was waiting for the narrator to chime in the entire time. The actors themselves could not have done a worse job; the main "young, angsty teen" looks and sounds like she's in her mid-30's. The demon itself is an abomination; some guy with a red sheet and a solid red mask... You can even see his creeper-in-the-basement neck-beard. If you're hoping for plot, the foundation of the story is literally evil wood. Evil wood. Yes. The ending lacks any sort of satisfaction, except for the monstrosity finally ending. Don't watch this movie unless you genuinely want to torture yourself.