I like movies that are aware of what they are selling... without [any] greater aspirations than to make people laugh and that's it.

Clever, believable, and super fun to watch. It totally has replay value.

A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

An old-fashioned movie made with new-fashioned finesse.

I'll preface this review with stating the obvious. This movie is bad. It takes bad to new levels. Its so bad I had to fight my way to the end kicking and screaming right through one of the co-leads presumably comedic dancing scene that only adds insult to injury.Butcher the Bakers becomes a quickly confusing mess of poorly strung together scenes with even poorer acting. The wildly unappealing premise is muddied by stilted onscreen chemistry that is sprinkled with the worlds worst cockney accent. I really hope the lead actors were just doing their friend a favor and have some other form of gainful employment. If they act for a living then this movie is proof that our country is doomed. As this movie slowly and confusingly twists and turns its way to a painful (yet sweet relief of an end) you will find yourself asking time and time again "who the hell thought this was a good idea?". This movie can "go fist" itself.