Yawn. Poorly Filmed Snooze Fest.

The greatest movie ever made..!

Fantastic!

A brilliant film that helped define a genre

Let's face it; most soft-core flicks take themselves way too seriously, and that's why they're often so funny in spite of themselves; it's not merely the lousy acting, the stilted dialog, pointless, ill-conceived settings and pretentious attempts at plot (what's next? "Emmanuelle Studies Quantum Physics?") If you're one of those people who (like me) simply has to have his (or her) weekly fix of "Skin-a-max" on Saturday night, it's all beside the point so long as the leading lady is easy on the eyes and the (frequent) sex scenes are sufficiently steamy. Hey! I know what I like; I may not know much about art; but I know this isn't it! "Genie in a String Bikini" knows that it isn't art either. For once, the people on the set seem to get the joke; they know they're not great actors with great lines to speak; none of them will ever get an audition with M. Night Shamalan or Stephen Spielberg or rub shoulders with the A-listers but it doesn't matter; "life's too short to be pretentious, we're getting paid; let's have some fun with self-parody!" Inside jokes and lots of cute one-liners are a hoot and make this one of the most enjoyable wisps of soft-core cotton candy I've seen in a long time! Attractive stars "get it on" with sufficient frequency, taking their time to explore a few variations (a nice athletic threesome and a tongue-in-cheek (no pun intended) girl-on-girl-with-bondage scene add to the fun). Definitely different, and certainly worth a look!

I was up late one night and started flipping through the channels. For some reason, this caught my eye and I ended up watching the whole thing. I thought it was going to be your usual late-night skin flick--you know the type---no plot, sexy women, ugly guys, bad music, the obligatory girl-on-girl scene.For the most part, I was right, but the film makers actually took the time to develop a little bit of a plot to tie the sex scenes together. The actors are good looking (even the guys, for once!), and the acting was slightly better than your average skin flick.The musical score was good, and the cinematography was decent.If you want to settle on the couch with your significant other and watch a good skin flick, I recommend this movie.

*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*I bought this DVD. "Genie in a String Bikini" AKA "The Erotic Dreams of Jeannie" adheres to the rules of B-movie economics. This movie uses almost the same cast and I think the exact same house as "Teenage Cavegirl". But while the Cavegirl was hot, the Dreams of Jeannie are flat.Oh sure, there's plenty of nudity and the usual number of sex scenes. But the cast looked tired. They all had this glaze in their eyes that said, "Too many softcore sex scenes with the same people." The only one I'll give a passing grade to is Nicole Sheridan, (Genie). She always looks like she is ready to go. She has a great set of lips and knows how to kiss. Her two scenes at the end were the highlight. "You may bite them!" But overall, this is standard stuff that's not worth getting too excited about. If you're half drunk one night and it comes out on cable, it will probably be worth a watch. But then again, what isn't worth watching when you're wasted?One last thing, Beverly Lynne needs to let her hair grow out again. Ever since she practically shaved her head, she has been dead on her feet. In this one, she's got a girl/girl scene and a girl/girl/genie-man scene and they're both shooting blanks. Let your blonde flag fly Beverly. I want to salute you again.

Well as a college student, my buddies and I would peruse the campus channels after midnight. So far no adult movie had captivated us... until this one! The acting was horrible, but in terms of pornography it was relatively good. Obviously it was a low budget film with cheesy special effects, and the plot was thin, but this movie captivated me. There were so many one-liners, running gags, and satirical jokes that I was sent into several spirals of laughter. There were several relatively tame sex scenes in this movie, but I enjoyed the comedy and "plot" of the movie so much that I was getting up to get food and go to the bathroom during the sex scenes, so I didn't miss out on any of the jokes or the plot. As far as cheesy porn flicks go, this one gets a solid A+. I liked this movie better than "Wild Things" - the movie that was an excuse to encompass pornography. At least this movie was honest with what it was: a porn flick with an excuse to encompass a movie!