Masterful Cinema

Lack of good storyline.

Better Late Then Never

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

This was the best Comedy film I have seen in a very very long time, the actors were horrible, the girls had nice figures but no acting skills at all and it was like looking at a high school drama class on dress rehearsal night. The only actors I enjoyed was Richard Lynch who played the role of a bad dude who wore white and did not want anyone to touch him or get too close or he would have to put a mask over his face, protecting him from a person's stink. Frank Stallone was also a good actor and these two actors carried this hopeless film on their backs. There was a game played Battle Ball which was a high-powered motor-cross with teams, the blue and red and the equipment used was metal claws, protective armor and caged in bikes with a goalie running all around in a caged vehicle. In one of the final scenes Richard Lynch asks another actor to "Bring Me Back Some Tissues". Bad News

Ebert/Roeper give this one three thumbs down. This experience is one that will be treasured in the local dust areas of the videostores. This movie is one to stay clear of. It is loaded with bad actors, worse script and worst storyline ever. So, if you wanne give yourself a mind-numbing hard time, go and get this movie. It'll blow your mind......... to crap.